BBQ SEASON.

Willie

HOW TRUE!!

After many long months of cold and winter, we are finally into the BBQ season.
Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's the only type of
cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion:

Routine:
1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand.
[p]Here comes the important part:
4. THE.....MAN.....PLACES.....THE.....MEAT
.....ON.....THE.....GRILL.
[p]More routine:
5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he deals with
the situation.
[p]Important again:
7.
THE.....MAN.....TAKES.....THE.....MEAT.....OFF.....THE.....GRILL.....AND
....HANDS.....IT.....TO.....THE.....WOMAN.

More routine:
8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces
and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some
women!

Happy BBQ SeasonHOW TRUE!!

After many long months of cold and winter, we are finally into the BBQ season.
Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's the only type of
cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion:

Routine:
1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand.
[p]Here comes the important part:
4. THE.....MAN.....PLACES.....THE.....MEAT
.....ON.....THE.....GRILL.
[p]More routine:
5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he deals with
the situation.
[p]Important again:
7.
THE.....MAN.....TAKES.....THE.....MEAT.....OFF.....THE.....GRILL.....AND
....HANDS.....IT.....TO.....THE.....WOMAN.

More routine:
8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces
and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some
women!

Happy BBQ SeasonHOW TRUE!!

After many long months of cold and winter, we are finally into the BBQ season.
Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's the only type of
cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion:

Routine:
1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand.
[p]Here comes the important part:
4. THE.....MAN.....PLACES.....THE.....MEAT
.....ON.....THE.....GRILL.
[p]More routine:
5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he deals with
the situation.
[p]Important again:
7.
THE.....MAN.....TAKES.....THE.....MEAT.....OFF.....THE.....GRILL.....AND
....HANDS.....IT.....TO.....THE.....WOMAN.

More routine:
8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces
and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some
women!

Happy BBQ Season

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Willie,[p]Hmmmm -- That reads like a trinity of posts...