Little known facts about CharWoody

Tanker Tim

If Charwoody was ever to get a performance report, I'm sure it would read something like;[p]- Fred is a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice, has been known to remodel train stations on his lunch break, making them more efficient in the area of thermal retention[p]- Can cook thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes[p]- Using only a hoe and a glass of water; single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants[p]- Plays bluegrass cello, was scouted by the Mets and is the subject of numerous documentaries. When bored, is known to build large suspension bridges in his front yard.[p]- His deft floral arrangements have earned him fame in international botany circles. [p]- Once read Paradise Lost, Moby ****, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.[p]Last but not least, Fred is the Man[p]Happy Birthday Buddy![p]
Tim

Char-Woody

Tanker Tim, FOFLMAO...that was good.. Hey, I gotta meet that guy..!! That was a real stretch of the imagination..
Best of tour duty to you in Germany.
Thanks buku bunches..
C~W[p]

The Naked Whiz

Tanker Tim,[p]You forgot to add that he was instrumental in finally proving Fermat's last theorem! C~W had it all down in the margin of a cookbook, he just had to get around to submitting it! (Mathematician's joke, sorry if it is too obscure.)[p]TNW