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smelling like smoke and hitting the grocery store

SandbaggerSandbagger Posts: 977
edited 1:40AM in EggHead Forum
it may just be me, but I really dig strolling the aisles at the grocery store when packing a nice smoke smell. I got six racks of baby backs egging and had to make a quick trip for wings, decided to add Grillmeister's wings. [p]I'm checking out and I'm standing there thinking ...I wonder if this really cute checker can smell the smoke... Then all of a sudden she smiles for ear-to-ear and says.....Have you been smoking something...Well, I smile back and say, yes - babyback ribs. No sooner, she says, I love that smell! It was all I could do not to say and I love you.......If I was only a couple decades younger, man decades, now that hurts.


  • Sandbagger,
    i've had the same thought(s)!
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  • Sandbagger,
    I'm really trying to get someone to get me a car scent of bbq smoke to sell. LOL[p]Mike

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    <p />Car Wash Mike,
    just get the egg close and open the windows!
    *red neck air freshner*
    *the choices are pork, beef, turkey, and chicken!*

  • AZRPAZRP Posts: 10,116
    Dream on dude, those young gals are only being nice cause they feel sorry for us old farts. -RP

  • Sandbagger,
    Maybe there's a new category for Old Phart Eggheads who go around hit'n on young girls... Smokey Old Man... I'm one and proud of it. I just tell everyone I'm wear'n Big Green Egg Number 5.[p]Enjoy the rush it gives you...[p]Spring "Smoke-Smell'n Olde Phart" Chicken
    Spring Texas USA

  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,956
    Sandbagger,[p]Ahhhh yes!![p]Reminds me of a little Turkey Day swore' @ Berkshire Bros!![p]Evans
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
  • Old men need loving too...

    ...and sweet young things need to eat. :)
  • AZRP, sure bust my bubble...Tom

  • Chubby, thank goodness no pics.

  • Spring Chicken, she mentioned love first, so who was hitting on whom.....

  • Car Wash Mike, how about a liquid smoke scented candle....

  • Rick's Tropical Delight, I may not bath tonight, what do you think the wife will say when I jump into bed....I got a feeling it will be a tad different...

  • AlaskanCAlaskanC Posts: 1,346
    Oooooh dear....[p];)
  • egretegret Posts: 4,110
    That's a great line, Melissa........LOL!

  • Lawn RangerLawn Ranger Posts: 5,466
    Hey!, I've had the privilege to stroll some of those grocery aisles with you....although in another don't sell yourself short!:o) After all, you are, if nothing else, rather distinguished for a man of your age. But don't take my word for it, could petition our fellow shoppers.....Max, Howell or Chubby! You make me proud to be your friend.[p]Happy New Year, Buddy![p]Mike

  • Sandbagger,
    I have a cousin, great looking and fantastic personality, who married a guy who is 35 years older than her, 21 years ago.

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