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<p />Here they are ladies and gentlemen! All of the top 50 reasons to attend Oklahoma Eggfest![p]#1 - COST OF A HOTEL ROOM - $100.00, PLANE TICKET TO WILL ROGERS WORLD AIRPORT - $400.00, COST OF GASOLINE TO DRIVE TO OKC - A LOT, MAKING NEW FRIENDS AS WELL AS SHARING FOOD, FUN AND FELLOWSHIP WITH OTHER EGGERS - PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2 - A chance to win a custom made grilling tool from the legend himself, Lawn Ranger.
#3 - Crafts By Ed & Margie donated EggBear as one of our door prizes.
#4 - Have a Coke and a smile courtesy of Crest Foods who donated soft drinks and bottled water for everyone.
#5 - Check out the Maverick ET-73 Thermometer people are always talking about.
#6 - Come on, stuff your face, that diet is not gonna start until after New Years.
#7 - The event can act as a support group for O.G.D. (Obsessive Grilling Disorder)
#8 - Bring your friends, who think you are totally insane for cooking on that weird looking grill, so they can be converted from the dark side.
#9 - It's party time, Okie style!
#10 - Since the event is free to attend, that means more beer money!
#11 - Discover that Bad Byron's Butt Rub is a tasty spice blend and not an adult film.
#12 - Pick up those eggcessories you've been wanting at a discount courtesy of Chimney Shop Home & Hearth.
#13 - We've got a large pavilion...rain or shine, it's party time!
#14 - Friday Night Meet & Greet Karaoke!
#15 - Get a cheap buzz taking in the aroma of Jack Daniel's Smoking Pellets provided by BBQr's Delight.
#16 - Sample some great made in Oklahoma sauces from Bob-E-Q, Selmon Brothers and Head Country.
#17 - Never fear, Super Peel will be there!
#18 - Sports Brand, Inc. has generously donated several College Team Branding Irons as door prizes. (Not available in TCU)
#19 - Meet Chimney Shop owners Don and Sherry! They are true Eggers, not just retailers.
#20 - See what may be the world's first Big Green Egg pinata!
#21 - Rumors are circulating about an after hours parking lot party at the Residence Inn.
#22 - Sample a variety of products from Egghead favorites Ken Stone, Dr. BBQ and Dizzy Pig.
#23 - Small egg owners, check out Chubby and his Grate Mates!
#24 - See the new XL Big Green Egg in action if you haven't yet!
#25 - Oklahoma Eggfest is a family event, so bring the kids.
#26 - Check out many of the products like the "BBQ Guru" you may have always wondered about.
#27 - So you can say, "Been there, done that, got the t-shirt to prove it.
#28 - Stuff your gut Friday night with some delicious slow smoked pulled pork.
#29 - September is not tornado season.
#30 - Kick back and relax to your favorite music all day long provided by Dance Party Productions.
#31 - All registered cooks receive a special gift bag!
#32 - See our pal "Locolongball" from Florida prepare for his audition with Ronco as he demos various products all day long.
#33 - Come to meet Super Neil! At 88, he may be the oldest Egghead roaming the southwest.
#34 - With demos available, this is a chance to pick up your second or third or fourth Egg at a discount.
#35 - You can imagine you are in Hawaii that weekend with the scent of Guava Wood filling the air.
#36 - Come have one of OldWecka's Egg baked cinnamon rolls. They are to die for!
#37 - Join in as our friend Mike from Missouri leads everyone in the famed dance from the 1976 Richard Pryor hit movie "Car Wash".
#38 - With all the newbies in attendance, there will be plenty of people to bow down to your Eggmaster skills.
#39 - See if your buddies from the forum actually resemble Brad Pitt or Jessica Simpson like they have told you.
#40 - Unofficial Saturday night party in Bricktown baby!
#41 - Despite rumors, The Naked Whiz will not be there wearing a thong.
#42 - Following the Eggfest, you and your honey lamb can sit alone and talk and watch a hawk making lazy circles in the sky.
#43 - Where else that weekend can you eat gyros, escargot and gator tail all in the same place?
#44 - A great chance to check out MollyShark's new Mediterranean look.
#45 - This is the perfect opportunity to tune-up your dish prior to the big show on Eggtober 15th.
#46 - We have over 100 door prizes lined up including a Mini Egg!
#47 - You can save money on your cooking costs by picking up the road kill you'll pass on the drive in.
#48 - Since there are no OU or OSU games scheduled that weekend, we promise not to shoot any suspicious looking out-of-towners.
#49 - This is the only place that weekend you can call everyone around you "Egghead" and not get punched.
#50 - This is our big chance to prove to the rest of the country that we don't actually live in tepees and do have indoor plumbing.
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