Top 50 Reasons To Attend Oklahoma Eggfest...# 34

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The countdown continues...we are only 34 days away![p]#34 - With demos available, this is a chance to pick up your second or third or fourth Egg at a discount.
#35 - You can imagine you are in Hawaii that weekend with the scent of Guava Wood filling the air.
#36 - Come have one of OldWecka's Egg baked cinnamon rolls. They are to die for!
#37 - Join in as our friend Mike from Missouri leads everyone in the famed dance from the 1976 Richard Pryor hit movie "Car Wash".
#38 - With all the newbies in attendance, there will be plenty of people to bow down to your Eggmaster skills.
#39 - See if your buddies from the forum actually resemble Brad Pitt or Jessica Simpson like they have told you.
#40 - Unofficial Saturday night party in Bricktown baby!
#41 - Despite rumors, The Naked Whiz will not be there wearing a thong.
#42 - Following the Eggfest, you and your honey lamb can sit alone and talk and watch a hawk making lazy circles in the sky.
#43 - Where else that weekend can you eat gyros, escargot, gator tail and pulled pork all in the same place?
#44 - A great chance to check out MollyShark's new Mediterranean look.
#45 - This is the perfect opportunity to tune-up your dish prior to the big show on Eggtober 15th.
#46 - We have over 100 door prizes lined up including a Mini Egg!
#47 - You can save money on your cooking costs by picking up the road kill you'll pass on the drive in.
#48 - Since there are no OU or OSU games scheduled that weekend, we promise not to shoot any suspicious looking out-of-towners.
#49 - This is the only place that weekend you can call everyone around you "Egghead" and not get punched.
#50 - This is our big chance to prove to the rest of the country that we don't actually live in tepees and do have indoor plumbing. [p]
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