Cracked EGGS - A Parable

WoodworkerBED

An abused EGG will crack, but not all cracked EGGs are abused.

buzd504

To be fair, not a parable.

Legume

There once was a man who lived surrounded by corn

"My prime rib is the best" he would blow his own horn

But his briskets were tough

And boiled eggs cut so rough

That he resorted to name calling and scorn

Is that a parable?

Legume

Blessed be the lawn furniture salesmen, for they have more whiskey than respect.

Maybe more of a beatitude.