OT- The Forum Off Topic thread has some great posts-OT

Marty_Huggins

littlerascal56 said:

Ron knows everyone!  What would you expect from a senior member? Notice that JIC and Nola never screw with Ron…nor do their many troll accounts.  Respect comes with age, and Ron has earned that respect!

Probably has more to do with the fact that Ron is not a douche 

Burntend

littlerascal56 said:

Ron knows everyone!  What would you expect from a senior member? Notice that JIC and Nola never screw with Ron…nor do their many troll accounts.  Respect comes with age, and Ron has earned that respect!

If inherently Respect comes with age why is everyone laughing and your ranting dumb ass?

Canugghead

https://eggheadforum.com/categories/off-topic

Ybabpmuts

Legume said:

I didn’t know I was a troll until recently.  Now I’m sad.

I saw your picture and it's obvious that you think you're the hottest tot in the bunch. I personally believe that you just surrounded yourself with worse looking tots, and didn't give any of the others a bowtie, to make your questionable totness look so much better.

Regardless of that ... It reminded me of Lawn Ranger, who was a tot aficionado, posting many pictures of tots on the old forum. Back in 2006 Dos Huevos posted a rough tot poem, and right after that, I penned this poem.

StumpBaby

....

Posted to Dos Huevos in 2006

Tater Tots.

A poet you is not
but still a good guy

though you love the tot
I love the letter i

take the o outta tot
put in the i from it

you can eat your tater rot
I'll have my tater tit

mistah tater head is gone
his tater tots had eyes

mowin missis taters lawn
spud done caught us guys

Now its three months later
her butt is growin roots

my thing it smells of tater
time for runnin boots

dont play with food my momma said
how'd she evah know

playin with miss ol tater head
would make her butt vines grow

couldn unnerstan till dusk
when we wus goin in beds

momma she done smelled of must
when she done kissed our heds

as she walked away I seen
a tiny little bump

a peekin point of bright bright green
tater roots from her rump

think I'll give you back your i
and take me back my o

mornings check my standin guy
to see if vines did grow

this is just no way to live
worried bout my goober

just because my love to give
was given to a tuber

Stump

Canugghead

Appreciate the badge of honour, Dislikowart 

Legume

Ybabpmuts said:

Legume said:

I didn’t know I was a troll until recently.  Now I’m sad.

I saw your picture and it's obvious that you think you're the hottest tot in the bunch. I personally believe that you just surrounded yourself with worse looking tots, and didn't give any of the others a bowtie, to make your questionable totness look so much better.

Regardless of that ... It reminded me of Lawn Ranger, who was a tot aficionado, posting many pictures of tots on the old forum. Back in 2006 Dos Huevos posted a rough tot poem, and right after that, I penned this poem.

StumpBaby

....

Posted to Dos Huevos in 2006

Tater Tots.

A poet you is not
but still a good guy

though you love the tot
I love the letter i

take the o outta tot
put in the i from it

you can eat your tater rot
I'll have my tater tit

mistah tater head is gone
his tater tots had eyes

mowin missis taters lawn
spud done caught us guys

Now its three months later
her butt is growin roots

my thing it smells of tater
time for runnin boots

dont play with food my momma said
how'd she evah know

playin with miss ol tater head
would make her butt vines grow

couldn unnerstan till dusk
when we wus goin in beds

momma she done smelled of must
when she done kissed our heds

as she walked away I seen
a tiny little bump

a peekin point of bright bright green
tater roots from her rump

think I'll give you back your i
and take me back my o

mornings check my standin guy
to see if vines did grow

this is just no way to live
worried bout my goober

just because my love to give
was given to a tuber

Stump

That brought a tear.  Thank you.