GET OFF MY LAWN somewhat OT

SemolinaPilchard

DoubleEgger said:

nate1152 said:

DoubleEgger said:

nate1152 said:

I was going to save my first post for the green egg table I am building, however, this seems like an opportune time to comment. Go to the store, buy concentrated round up. Grab your drill and a 1/2 inch drill bit. Also, pick up night vision goggles, because you don't want to do this while your neighbor was watching. 

Go from tree to tree, drilling holes as close to root line as you can. Take round up concentrate and dump into drill holes. Two to three holes in a smallish tree should do the trick. 

The only thing between you and a treeless yard is time...

You must be an Alabama fan. Lol. 

Welcome 

Lol, I live in Minnesota but worked with an Alabama native once, so, basically the same thing. She told many, many, many (thousands) of stories about Alabama and took three days off after Clemson beat Bama in '17. She was never the same. 

I wonder if she told you this one. 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/alabama-fan-receives-3-years-for-auburn-tree-poisoning/

Or this one. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/12/02/deadly-shooting-over-alabama-loss-to-auburn/3819905/