OT - The week's failed attempt to win the 2017 Darwin Award

thetrim

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/lauderdale-lakes/fl-sb-lauderdale-lakes-carbon-monoxide-20171026-story.html

I love it when I work in Miami esp. for stories like this!  

nolaegghead

Don't them fools know you should only burn binchotan indoors?!

nolaegghead

(insert joke about Florida residents here)

buzd504

Not Darwin-worthy, and also not Florida, but still fun.

http://www.thedrive.com/news/15414/vaseline-covered-oklahoma-man-in-thong-pulled-over-for-speeding

nolaegghead

buzd504 said:

Not Darwin-worthy, and also not Florida, but still fun.

http://www.thedrive.com/news/15414/vaseline-covered-oklahoma-man-in-thong-pulled-over-for-speeding

It's ok.  Oklahoma is the Florida of the South West.

blasting

buzd504 said:

Not Darwin-worthy, and also not Florida, but still fun.

http://www.thedrive.com/news/15414/vaseline-covered-oklahoma-man-in-thong-pulled-over-for-speeding

Sounds like the man knows how to commute.   Bookmarked. 

DoubleEgger

blasting said:

buzd504 said:

Not Darwin-worthy, and also not Florida, but still fun.

http://www.thedrive.com/news/15414/vaseline-covered-oklahoma-man-in-thong-pulled-over-for-speeding

Sounds like the man knows how to commute.   Bookmarked. 

When I was in Jr High going to a track meet, we saw a dude in a truck naked with a open can of Crisco flogging the dolphin on I85. 

nolaegghead

@eggcelsior told me he used to have plenty of car sex when he was much younger until his mom started wondering how he was getting the carbon stains on his boxers.

Ozzie_Isaac

To bad 7 kids were involved.  Some kids don't have a chance with caretakers like that.