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I'm Going to be Arrested by both the FBI and IRS!!

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Hotch
Hotch Posts: 3,564
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I have had both the IRS and the FBI call me on my cell phone around 20-30 times each in the past 2 weeks telling me they are on the way to arrest me. So if you don't hear from me for a bit you know why!!

The last time they called I told them that they must be lost, I've been waiting out front and no one has shown up yet.
He replied that they were on the way and would be there shortly.
I said you guys must be pretty stupid if you can get lost coming to my house.
He said "What do you mean?"
I said I only live 2 blocks from the FBI Office!!
Should I just walk over there?
Then I guess it was a bad connection.
Maybe they will call back....
Large BGE, MiniMAX BGE, 2 Mini BGE's, R&V Fryer, 36" Blackstone Griddle, Camp Chef Dual Burner 40K BTU Stove
BGE Chiminea
Prosper, TX
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  • gmac
    gmac Posts: 1,814
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    We will wait for you. 
    #freehotch
    Mt Elgin Ontario - just a Large.
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 32,776
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    thats odd, the irs has never had a problem finding me
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    That's me for like the last 100 years.
    ______________________________________________
    I love lamp..
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  • WeberWho
    WeberWho Posts: 11,030
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    Can I have your Shirley?
    "The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan

    Minnesota
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 15,491
    edited October 2017
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    I've been getting more of those calls all the time too, have read that a "Do not call" feature can't be set up for VOIP/smart phones.
    So, where can I buy a really loud, shrill police whistle?  :not_listening:
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    Tin soldiers and Johnson's coming...


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  • Woodchunk
    Woodchunk Posts: 911
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    Your back brace is in the mail
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  • Fred19Flintstone
    Fred19Flintstone Posts: 8,168
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    Who is that?  For the record, I don't know that guy.
    Flint, Michigan
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,164
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    Botch said:
    I've been getting more of those calls all the time too, have read that a "Do not call" feature can't be set up for VOIP/smart phones.
    So, where can I buy a really loud, shrill police whistle?  :not_listening:
    Prob an app for that!
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • blasting
    blasting Posts: 6,262
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    I'm smoking you a pork butt with a file in it.

    Phoenix 
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  • DaveRichardson
    DaveRichardson Posts: 2,324
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    Botch said:
    I've been getting more of those calls all the time too, have read that a "Do not call" feature can't be set up for VOIP/smart phones.
    So, where can I buy a really loud, shrill police whistle?  :not_listening:

    Boating supply stores have small-footprint air horns......  Those are my favorite!

    LBGE #19 from North GA Eggfest, 2014

    Stockbridge, GA - just south of Atlanta where we are covered up in Zombies!  #TheWalkingDead films practically next door!

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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 6,304
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    They just want you to be the prison cook.
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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
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    I have a dollar or two set aside for bail.

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
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  • Hotch
    Hotch Posts: 3,564
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    OK I'm back now, I was on the front porch again.
    And another no show!!  :o
    Large BGE, MiniMAX BGE, 2 Mini BGE's, R&V Fryer, 36" Blackstone Griddle, Camp Chef Dual Burner 40K BTU Stove
    BGE Chiminea
    Prosper, TX
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 32,776
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    are you really sure

    Image result for how to invite the fbi to your house meme
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • EggObsessed
    EggObsessed Posts: 786
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    Can you just make a deal with them to come and haul you off AFTER our trip to the Epcot Food and Wine Festival next week?!?!?!
    Kelley 
    Egging with No Joke Smoke (Bruce), enjoying small town life in Brenham, TX., the home of Blue Bell Ice Cream.  BGEs: XL, Medium,  1 MiniMax. 36" CookRite Commercial Griddle, and a Shirley Smoker.
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  • Hotch
    Hotch Posts: 3,564
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    Hey I ve seen that van!
    Large BGE, MiniMAX BGE, 2 Mini BGE's, R&V Fryer, 36" Blackstone Griddle, Camp Chef Dual Burner 40K BTU Stove
    BGE Chiminea
    Prosper, TX
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  • td66snrf
    td66snrf Posts: 1,822
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    I like when they call and say the warranty on my car is about to expire. I ask them which car? Stops them dead in their tracks.
    XLBGE, LBGE, MBGE, SMALL, MINI, 2 Kubs, Fire Magic Gasser
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,164
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    If you enjoy the cavity search, you might just be a....oh wait, wrong joke.
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • texaswig
    texaswig Posts: 2,682
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    Haha too funny. 

    2-XLs ,MM,blackstone,Ooni koda 16,R&V works 8.5 gallon fryer,express smoker and 40" smoking cajun 

    scott 
    Greenville Tx
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 17,188
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    Should have told them you were a Nigerian prince with diplomatic immunity. 
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  • Dobie
    Dobie Posts: 3,365
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    Jacksonville FL
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  • JethroVA
    JethroVA Posts: 1,251
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    two great strategies  for dealing with telemarketers.  1. if you have a toddler, hand them the phone and let them tell the telemarketer about their day. 2.  If no toddler, then say, "Sure, I'll talk to you, but what are you wearing right now?"
    Richmond and Mathews County, VA. Large BGE, Weber gas, little Weber charcoal. Vintage ManGrates. Little reddish portable kamado that shall remain nameless here.  Very Extremely Stable Genius. 
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  • JNDATHP
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    I’m an enrolled agent and got a call from the IRS informing I would be arrested for not paying my taxes. I asked the caller where we should meet. Click. 
    Michael
    Large BGE
    Reno, NV
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  • EGGjlmh
    EGGjlmh Posts: 816
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    I once "Won" a free cruise.  I totally explained to them that I cannot travel anywhere because I have a severe case of IBS.  They fell for it and continued to tell me that the cruise line would make special accommodations for me and no need to worry.  It went on and on for several minutes.  I finally got cut off when I told them "You don't understand, I have no control over it and my chit just runs out of my ass uncontrollably" and I accidently laughed.   

    1MBGE 2006, 1LBGE 2010, 1 Mini Max, Fathers Day 2015

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  • Jupiter Jim
    Jupiter Jim Posts: 3,351
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    My neighbor got the same call last summer and she fell for it! she called the police to see if they were on the way to get her and her bank to see if her account was really frozen. She came over to our house and was in tears. I tried to tell her it was a scam and to forget it but no she had to call the police and the bank.

    I'm only hungry when I'm awake!

    Okeechobee FL. Winter

    West Jefferson NC Summer

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  • bucky925
    bucky925 Posts: 2,029
    edited October 2017
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    https://youtu.be/7lIRr3DZzxc
    Just a loose suggestion on how to deal with it. 

    Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

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  • Laserlarry
    Laserlarry Posts: 37
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    Tell them this isn't the Clinton residence .

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