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Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?
No sir, it's Google's Pizza.
Did I dial the wrong number?
No sir, Google bought the Gordon's pizza store.
Oh, alright - then I’d like to place an order please.
Okay sir, do you want the usual?
The usual? You know what my usual is?
According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered
a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust.
Okay - that’s what I want this time too.
May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice
with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead?
No, I hate vegetables.
But your cholesterol is not good.
How do you know?
Through the subscribers guide. We have the results
of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
Maybe so, but I don’t want the pizza you suggest – I
already take medicine for high cholesterol.
But you haven’t taken the medicine regularly.
4 months ago you purchased from Drugsale Network
a box of only 30 tablets.
I bought more from another drugstore
It's not showing on your credit card sir.
I paid in cash.
But according to your bank statement you
did not withdraw that much cash.
I have another source of cash.
This is not showing on your last tax form,
unless you got it from an undeclared income source.
WHAT THE HELL? ENOUGH!
I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp.
I'm going to an island without internet, where there’s
no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me ...
.
.
I understand sir, but you’ll need to renew your
passport ... it expired 5 weeks ago
Comments
Sounds crazy that a pizza joint gives a **** about some of the things listed. Google pizza is off my order list.
http://www.jokesoftheday.net/joke-Google-s-pizza/2017051897
There's plenty of truth in this joke that's going around.
People who don't consider the digital footprint they leave may regret it at some point.
Re-gasketing America one yard at a time
Ron
Re-gasketing America one yard at a time
Ron