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ordered a pizza last night...

RRP
RRP Posts: 26,020
in Off Topic


Hello!  Is this Gordon's Pizza?

 

No sir, it's Google's Pizza.

 

Did I dial the wrong number?

 

No sir, Google bought the Gordon's pizza store.

 

Oh, alright - then I’d like to place an order please.

 

Okay sir, do you want the usual?

 

The usual?  You know what my usual is?

 

According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered

a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust.

 

Okay - that’s what I want this time too.

 

May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice

with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead?

 

No, I hate vegetables.

 

But your cholesterol is not good.

 

How do you know?

 

Through the subscribers guide.  We have the results

of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

 

Maybe so, but I don’t want the pizza you suggest – I

already take medicine for high cholesterol.

 

But you haven’t taken the  medicine regularly.

4 months ago you purchased from Drugsale Network

a box of only 30 tablets.

 

I bought more from another drugstore

 

It's not showing on your credit card sir.

 

I paid in cash.

 

But according to your bank statement you

did not withdraw that much cash.

 

 I have another source of cash.

 

This is not showing on your last tax form,

unless you got it from an undeclared income source.

 

 

WHAT THE HELL?  ENOUGH!

I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp.

 I'm going to an island without internet, where there’s

no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me ...

.

.

I understand sir, but you’ll need to renew your

passport ... it expired 5 weeks ago

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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 33,874
    Lot of work to type that up but somewhere (maybe not the pizza shop) that digital conversation is happening all the time.  Reminds me, I need to check my accounts... ;)
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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  • buzd504
    buzd504 Posts: 3,855
    https://youtu.be/RNJl9EEcsoE
    NOLA
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  • Fred19Flintstone
    Fred19Flintstone Posts: 8,173
    lousubcap said:
    Reminds me, I need to check my accounts... ;)
    There's no need to check your accounts, sir.  We do that for you continuously. 
    Flint, Michigan
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  • Smokin_Trout
    Smokin_Trout Posts: 506
    Fred19Flintstone said:
    lousubcap said:
    Reminds me, I need to check my accounts... ;)
    There's no need to check your accounts, sir.  We do that for you continuously. 
    Fred19Flintstone said:
    lousubcap said:
    Reminds me, I need to check my accounts... ;)
    There's no need to check your accounts, sir.  We do that for you continuously. 
    And btw, they are getting low on funds. 
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  • Mattman3969
    Mattman3969 Posts: 10,458
    If somebody actually asked me all those questions and made statements regarding my bank accounts I would have simply hung up and never ordered from them again.   

    Sounds crazy that  a pizza joint gives a **** about some of the things listed. Google pizza is off my order list. 

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    analyze adapt overcome

    2008 -Large BGE. 2013- Small BGE and 2015 - Mini. Henderson, Ky.
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  • Mattman3969
    Mattman3969 Posts: 10,458
    Looks like you are trying to scam us with a scam.  

    http://www.jokesoftheday.net/joke-Google-s-pizza/2017051897

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    analyze adapt overcome

    2008 -Large BGE. 2013- Small BGE and 2015 - Mini. Henderson, Ky.
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  • blasting
    blasting Posts: 6,262

    There's plenty of truth in this joke that's going around.  

    People who don't consider the digital footprint they leave may regret it at some point.

    Phoenix 
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  • RRP
    RRP Posts: 26,020
    Mattman3969 said:
    Looks like you are trying to scam us with a scam.  

    http://www.jokesoftheday.net/joke-Google-s-pizza/2017051897
    HUH??? OH come on! You didn't think for a minute that I said that like it happened to me? It was pretty damn obvious it was a joke and a silly one at that!!! geeez! 
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  • Mattman3969
    Mattman3969 Posts: 10,458
    edited July 2017
    Ron, I was glad to find that you copy pasted with a few alterations from the closest version I could find.  You didn't say any LOL or LMFAO or LMAO so one was left to believe somebody might have been suckered but with your history in banking I was really hoping that wasn't the case.  Glad you clued me in. I feel better now.  


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    analyze adapt overcome

    2008 -Large BGE. 2013- Small BGE and 2015 - Mini. Henderson, Ky.
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  • RRP
    RRP Posts: 26,020
    Mattman3969 said:
    Ron, I was glad to find that you copy pasted with a few alterations from the closest version I could find.  You didn't say any LOL or LMFAO or LMAO so one was left to believe somebody might have been suckered but with your history in banking I was really hoping that wasn't the case.  Glad you clued me in. I feel better now.  
    OK  - I just thought that the whole premise of that JOKE was so STUPID from the VERY start that everybody would "get it". Guess maybe in the future before I post something on the Off Topic forum I will label it as "JOKE!"...Did NOT happen to me or anybody I know.
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  • DuckDogDr
    DuckDogDr Posts: 1,549
    @RRP ... Joke today ..next year .. Next 10 years probably not so much . Accept it or not big brother is out there and growing bigger every minute. 
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