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Elf on the Shelf: Behavior control. Elves are watching you. Surrender.

nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 30,752
in Weight Loss Forum
 
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Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 30,752
    edited December 2016
    Image result for elf on the shelf adult
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 30,752
    Image result for i see you focker
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 30,752
    This means you @Focker (ps - I can't believe you're divorced!!!)
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 30,752
    edited December 2016
    Note to all:  This is a continuing series on Holiday themed threads brought to you by the good people at Car Talk and their friends at Kentucky Jelly - the home of synthetic lubrication (completely water soluble, and hygienic, human lubrication technology for the 21st century). 
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 30,752
    Not to beleaguer the point, but this series will continue throughout the holiday season to increase forum moral, which seems to be lackluster at the moment.  Or not.  I'm not very good at this.

    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 
  • TjcoleyTjcoley Posts: 3,548
    Remembering to move the damn things (yeah, we have 2, a boy and a girl) every night is a pain.  A six year old panics if they are in the same place as yesterday.
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    It's not a science, it's an art. And it's flawed.
    - Camp Hill, PA
  • AcnAcn Posts: 2,893
    Tjcoley said:
    Remembering to move the damn things (yeah, we have 2, a boy and a girl) every night is a pain.  A six year old panics if they are in the same place as yesterday.
    I'm glad my daughter has never gotten into it.  But I did see this somewhere on social media, the idea is he has to be stationary for a while:

    LBGE

    Pikesville, MD

  • AcnAcn Posts: 2,893
    And I would have sworn Nola would have included this article:
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2014/12/16/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-preparing-your-child-to-live-in-a-future-police-state-professor-says/

    LBGE

    Pikesville, MD

  • Fred19FlintstoneFred19Flintstone Posts: 7,738
    We had one.  Not so much for our youngest, but as a joke on our elder daughter.  She works at Barnes & Noble and complained that the Elf on a Shelf display was creepy.  Naturally we bought one.  We set him out on his first night here and then he disappeared.  We figure he's in a landfill by now.
    Flint, Michigan
  • NPHuskerFLNPHuskerFL Posts: 17,466
    LBGE 2013 & MM 2014
    Die Hard HUSKER & BRONCO FAN
    Flying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL
  • DoubleEggerDoubleEgger Posts: 15,063
  • NPHuskerFLNPHuskerFL Posts: 17,466
    @DoubleEgger Dude! :rofl:
    LBGE 2013 & MM 2014
    Die Hard HUSKER & BRONCO FAN
    Flying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL
  • saluki2007saluki2007 Posts: 4,428

    Image result for whore in a drawer
    Large and Small BGE
    Morton, IL

  • blastingblasting Posts: 6,262

    Keep'em coming - these are hilarious.

    Phoenix 
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 14,266
    DoubleEgger said:
    There is an even better one where glory boy elf is wearing a shirt that says "20 bucks is is 20 bucks" or something. The requisite Jackson is dangling above the candy cane.
  • DoubleEggerDoubleEgger Posts: 15,063
    I've seen that one too @Eggcelsior ; =)
  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 14,696
    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 14,696

    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • tikigrillertikigriller Posts: 1,389
    Where in the hell do you guys come up with this stuff!!

    way too funny. 
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  • bigbadbenbigbadben Posts: 397
    Where in the hell do you guys come up with this stuff!!

    way too funny. 
    http://bfy.tw/95GB
  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 14,696
    bigbadben said:
    Where in the hell do you guys come up with this stuff!!

    way too funny. 
    http://bfy.tw/95GB
    Ha!  I've used LMGTFY a few times in the past, never seen that version.  I'm definitely stealing this!
    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • JeremiahJeremiah Posts: 6,369
    edited December 2016
    Deleted. 
    Slumming it in Aiken, SC. 
  • GATravellerGATraveller Posts: 6,869

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 14,266
    Image result for inappropriate elf on a shelf
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 30,752
    Not to belieger the point, but this
    Acn said:
    And I would have sworn Nola would have included this article:
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2014/12/16/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-preparing-your-child-to-live-in-a-future-police-state-professor-says/

    I've actually never seen this, but it's very interesting and coincidentally apropos.
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 
  • buzd504buzd504 Posts: 2,852
    NOLA
  • JethroVAJethroVA Posts: 1,161
    @JohnInCarolina Dude I just spit coffee out my nose laughing
    Richmond and Mathews County, VA. Large BGE, Weber gas, little Weber charcoal. Vintage ManGrates. Little reddish portable kamado that shall remain nameless here.  Very Extremely Stable Genius. 
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