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MEAT TORNADO!!!
Killit_and_Grillit
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My brother in law deployed to Kuwait this summer and when he got there he found out he was getting reassigned to Iraq. (Yeah, he's pretty pissed).
Anyways, to lift his spirits, I promised to create the Meat Tornado Burrito that was mentioned in the show Parks and Rec. The guy is Ron Swanson.
Everything has to come from an animal. Here is what I have so far. Brisket, pulled pork, jalapeno sausage, smoked turkey, cheese, and use bacon as the "tortilla" by overlapping slices, cooking in the oven half way, then filling it up and tooth picking it together and putting t back on the grill.
We are making this up as we go here so all advice is welcome. Only catch is no seafood. Apparently seafood to him is not meat.
Anyways, to lift his spirits, I promised to create the Meat Tornado Burrito that was mentioned in the show Parks and Rec. The guy is Ron Swanson.
Everything has to come from an animal. Here is what I have so far. Brisket, pulled pork, jalapeno sausage, smoked turkey, cheese, and use bacon as the "tortilla" by overlapping slices, cooking in the oven half way, then filling it up and tooth picking it together and putting t back on the grill.
We are making this up as we go here so all advice is welcome. Only catch is no seafood. Apparently seafood to him is not meat.
"Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."
South of Nashville, TN
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I'm tuned in. Can't wait to see what you come up with.
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LBGE,SBGE, and a Mini makes three......Sweet home Alabama........ Stay thirsty my friends .
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You could also try using chicken skin as the wrapper. Pull it off the chicken, stuff, toothpicks to hold it together, and then crisp it by grilling directly.
LBGE
Pikesville, MD
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Wrap it in roast beef or ham slices, or roast beef and ham slices.THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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I just read that to my wife and she started gagging. I thought it sounded interesting.Acn said:You could also try using chicken skin as the wrapper. Pull it off the chicken, stuff, toothpicks to hold it together, and then crisp it by grilling directly."Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."
South of Nashville, TN
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Bacon lattice for a shell........ Brilliant!
NW IA
2 LBGE, 1 SBGE, 22.5 WSM, 1 Smokey Joe and Black Stone
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Oven for temp, then wrap in pig skin and deep fry.
I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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Not a terrible ideaOzzie_Isaac said:Oven for temp, then wrap in pig skin and deep fry."Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."
South of Nashville, TN
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I know this wouldn't be considered a meat, but you can't go wrong by stuffing it with at least 1 type of cheese.1 LBGE. Winder, GA
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I agree cheese sounds good. The rule was must come from animal. I think cheese works, jalapeños, those might be cheating.jstewart12a said:I know this wouldn't be considered a meat, but you can't go wrong by stuffing it with at least 1 type of cheese.
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Oh cheese counts. Guess I forgot to put that. I'm thinking a 4 cheese blend. It comes from a cow so it's all good in my bookjstewart12a said:I know this wouldn't be considered a meat, but you can't go wrong by stuffing it with at least 1 type of cheese."Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."
South of Nashville, TN
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It has been pardoned. It is a flavoring to meat. Not an ingredient. Just like a rub. If it was chopped up and put in after, I agree. Disqualified.bigbadben said:
I agree cheese sounds good. The rule was must come from animal. I think cheese works, jalapeños, those might be cheating.jstewart12a said:I know this wouldn't be considered a meat, but you can't go wrong by stuffing it with at least 1 type of cheese."Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."
South of Nashville, TN
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You are correct to avoid any type of seafood in the meat tornado, as the esteemed Mr. Swanson says: Fish for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.Stillwater, MN -
Jalapeño cheese.bigbadben said:
I agree cheese sounds good. The rule was must come from animal. I think cheese works, jalapeños, those might be cheating.jstewart12a said:I know this wouldn't be considered a meat, but you can't go wrong by stuffing it with at least 1 type of cheese.THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -
"The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan
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A Lonely Single Large Egg
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Jalapeno bacon cheeseLegume said:
Jalapeño cheese.bigbadben said:
I agree cheese sounds good. The rule was must come from animal. I think cheese works, jalapeños, those might be cheating.jstewart12a said:I know this wouldn't be considered a meat, but you can't go wrong by stuffing it with at least 1 type of cheese.They/Them
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I put myself through college dancing under the name "meat tornado ".
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I may get put in Egghead internet time out for this...WeberWho said:
but sometimes you just can't hide it.
"Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."
South of Nashville, TN
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I think that would be an awesome snack to eat while watching those people on discovery's "Naked and Afraid" starving.
I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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