The Chicken Ranch is Now Open

Spring Chicken

The Ranch Madam and I just landed the Ranch Toyota with a perfect 4-Point touchdown on the short landing strip in front of the Ranch Hanger. 

Three seconds later I disarmed the Ranch security apparatus and will shortly meet with the Ranch Staff to inform them of our return. And there will be the usual question and answer session about what went on at the Texas Eggfest. 

And just with all the Eggfests we attend, they always ask if they can go next time. And we always tell them no, that the girls we work with at Eggfests are new and inEGGsperienced, and have to be coaxed along slowly while being introduced to customers that range from ABT's to Zodiak Ribs, with lots of alphabet letters in between. 

Of course, they all offered to help break in the new 'Girls' to explain some of the protocol of their duties, how to get hot and ready fast, perform well and leave a lasting impression. I always tell them the new 'Girls' will have to abide by their owner's rules, no matter that they aren't always the best rules. 

Meanwhile, as soon as we have the meeting, I will put one or two of them to work. And the Chicken Ranch will be once again open for business. 

We had a great time, as usual. 

And the Texas Weather once again did its thing by frightening us half to death with nature sounds and wet-letting, but gave up at last minute so we could have a wonderful day for an Eggfest. 

Spring "Weather Is Always In The Texas Forecast" Chicken 
Spring Texas USA

Chubbs

Love the narrative. When is the Chicken Ranch Fest?

egger ave

will see you in Spring at the Space City Eggfest in a few weeks!