OT: This place is in need of a good haiku

theyolksonyou

@Fred19Flintstone Bob, Amy likes yours as well. I can only like once for myself

Botch

This place is in need
Of a really good Haiku;
Off to bed, to fart

theyolksonyou

My ass will not scoot
my front legs not strong enough 
it remains dirty

DMW

My haiku
I did it wrong

theyolksonyou

My wife says to stop
i am embarrassing her
i really don't care

theyolksonyou

Ate asparagus 
now my pee really smells bad
hold my nose to go

Fred19Flintstone

Drank a lot tonight
Moving my Mom Saturday
Will be hungover

thetrim

Best night of all time
Ron and Lit making out now
The Force awakens

johnnyp

theyolksonyou

Who is the farter
it is the dog in the room
not the wife, for once

theyolksonyou

For @Legume

as an engineer
should not care so much about
the poetry here

Fred19Flintstone

I cut a big fart
Wilma's not here to offend
The dog left the room

theyolksonyou

This Friday is dead
every one is asleep
goodnight to eggheads 

blind99

theyolksonyou said:

Who is the farter
it is the dog in the room
not the wife, for once

Yolk slept in dog house
not bothered by wife or dog
smelling his own farts

Legume

I often wonder
who is the yolk really on?
who is you? no clue

jeffwit

This thread is getting
A little bit too cheesy. 
I should stop. But can't. 

jeffwit

This thread is sinking. 
This haiku is a test to
Flush the buffalo. 

jeffwit

Sunk. Jeez....

Legume

things I have learned here
temp protein smoke brine sear spend
drink more add bacon

Legume