New Big Green Egg Table Designs from Bird Dog Wood Designs

allieash123

Hi All!

Bird Dog Wood Designs is from Austin,Tx. I wanted to share our new table designs for the big green egg. We make custom, wood tables for any egg size. 

Please check out our website at https://www.etsy.com/shop/BirdDogWoodDesigns?ref=hdr_shop_menu. 

If anyone has any questions please email to alliewernerash@gmail.com. 

Thanks!

NPHuskerFL

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tarheelmatt

cazzy

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tarheelmatt said:

My gosh she is breathtaking!  In the off chance you know her personally, I'd like to speak with her.

NPHuskerFL

Is it me or are there better looking tables being put out by everyday eggheads? Not impressed in the least.

GATraveller

And the claws come out.

NPHuskerFL

GATraveller said:

And the claws come out.

Just being honest. I mean come on. We take retakes of food for lighting. Tables are almost an extension of the egghead. I've seen some breathtaking wood, metal, SS etc tables on here and the egger built it. I get reaching out for a pro if you are not a do it yourselfer type but, if I'm paying money it's gonna be epic. :-< (:| I-)

GATraveller

I know - you're absolutely right. 

grege345

Is that stained pine?

Legume

honestly, you're all just jealous you're not in Austin to get one of these baby's

the massive spackle marks and the pallets in the background of the first pic do make me a little nervous though...

Ozzie_Isaac

The corner one looks like a long reach. I would struggle pulling a shoulder off that or adjusting my larger cuts. The idea is neat though.

Might think about that if I decide to build one.

shucker

Can they add shelves to hold my mangrates?

theyolksonyou

Free t shirts with every order!

cazzy

Can you install a shelf so @henapple can easily serve his Mexican panty droppers?

theyolksonyou

cazzy said:

Can you install a shelf so @henapple can easily serve his Mexican panty droppers?

Serve or service?

NPHuskerFL

cazzy said:

Can you install a shelf so @henapple can easily serve his Mexican panty droppers?

I thought a SS pole anchored through the center with a disco light would allow for more panty dropping. Dollar bills not included.

henapple

Here we go...

johnkitchens

I hate to be a hater, but I don't think they look that good. I agree that I have seen better looking tables built by regular guys here. 

The one thing that I really noticed was the messy looking cut on the second pic. That hole is not smooth at all. 

I am going to print it out so I can show my builder what NOT to do.  

theyolksonyou

Sinking, sinking.....

Jeremiah

@allieash123‌ I would like to purchase one if your beautiful hand made tables. I can easily see how much craftsmanship and attention to detail you've put into these fantastic tables. All I need from you is a cashiers check made out to Allah Muhammad in the amount of $1000.00 usd. This will provide me the customs charges your government requires. I will then refund your $1000.00 along with however much you charge for these wonderful tables. You can send the check to 135 Nothingbutsand rd., Myassmerdiinijad, Liberia. I look forward to doing business with you.

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Jeremiah said:

@allieash123‌ I would like to purchase one if your beautiful hand made tables. I can easily see how much craftsmanship and attention to detail you've put into these fantastic tables. All I need from you is a cashiers check made out to Allah Muhammad in the amount of $1000.00 usd. This will provide me the customs charges your government requires. I will then refund your $1000.00 along with however much you charge for these wonderful tables. You can send the check to 135 Nothingbutsand rd., Myassmerdiinijad, Liberia. I look forward to doing business with you.

^^now that's good^^

I will add my vote for poor quality.  If that is the best a egg owner can do, that's fine.  A business selling these tables... well, I won't be mean.  

NPHuskerFL

@Jeremiah‌ )

NPHuskerFL

Meanwhile back at the shop more tables are being built with skilled craftsmanship.

theyolksonyou

DMW

I'm not home to drink and contribute. Will be by later. Until then...

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grege345

The xl corner table with its non symmetrical design must have taken some thought with the help of some Busch pounders.

DMW

I gotta say, I've never done much carpentry work. If I build a table for my eggs and it turns out looking like those, would it be OK if I told everyone that you built it? I wouldn't want anyone thinking I actually built something like that.

Thanks in advance,

KingtUT

I do no like Green Eggs and spam!