is it wrong to drink scotch and mow?

henapple · July 2014

Jake is on a mission trip and won't be home till tomorrow. After dinner I was ready for some scotch but still needed to mow. So....

DMW · July 2014

Nope, just keeps your appendages away from the deck. How much scotch?

stevethegreat · July 2014

Riding law mower, probably good to go. Push mower, might need a camelback or beer helmet to help out, but doable.

CANMAN1976 · July 2014

I've mowed half cut and in sandles...no biggie:)

Let us know when/if you get to Emerge dept...lol

henapple · July 2014

Great mower but no free hands.

stevethegreat · July 2014

Ok. Then definitely camelback or beer helmet.
When your lines turn to waves then zig zags then you've hit the sweet spot.

Jeremiah · July 2014

I've never bought a mower without a cup holder.

Priorities man.

canegger · July 2014

You can drive those with one hand, you just cant make sharp turns. Ive tried it once or twice

JRWhitee · July 2014

Use a straw.

henapple · July 2014

I have a 5 lap rule. 5 laps, then drink.

DMW · July 2014

henapple said:
I have a 5 lap rule. 5 laps, then drink.

I hope you have a small yard. Otherwise that rule would suck.

henapple · July 2014

I'm mowing 3. I'm in great shape...so to speak.

NPHuskerFL · July 2014

So long as ya have a covered cup w/ a straw. Don't want any dirt and clippings up in there.

henapple · July 2014

Like it matters. There could be mouse dropping in there and I'd finish it.

Botch · July 2014

henapple said:

Great mower but no free hands.

Study NASCAR, put a WalMart sticker on your mower, lay out your route, grab the drink in your right hand and TURN LEFT!

NPHuskerFL · July 2014

henapple said:
Like it matters. There could be mouse dropping in there and I'd finish it.

Had a cold one in a bottle while mowing and out of all things a dagumn locust dive bombed into the bottle. I still drank it. I know where you're coming from.

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henapple · July 2014

She just came out and said "you're not mowing the yard". Hey, I'm on a business email return. ..aka, forum.

lousubcap · July 2014

@henapple-must be me but scotch and a lawn mower (don't care how pedestrian or fancy) just doesn't sound right. Now if you were throwing down bourbon then I might be able to buy into the "brown beverage" drink. But lawn mowing and beer (even PBR:)) is where it's at. YMMV-and no "x" lap rule-pound it-finish it-refill it-drink it!

KennyLee · July 2014

All these verbose answers.

No.

cazzy · July 2014

You're weird. >:)

Wolfpack · July 2014

Damn @henapple that's a lot of grass- time to invest in some "natural" areas

Fred19Flintstone · July 2014

I mowed mine today. I ran over a mole and some dog crap. I didn't spill a drop of my Rolling Rock.

Doc_Eggerton · July 2014

YES, SINFUL! Bourbon is OK though.

henapple · July 2014

Doc_Eggerton said:
YES, SINFUL! Bourbon is OK though.

I ran out of scotch. Finished with Defiant single maltm

Eggcelsior · July 2014

Southern Comfort next time. You fit right into their current ad campaign.

caliking · July 2014

Ran out of scotch? Amateur.

HoosierEgg71 · July 2014

Just let it grow, the frost will get it eventually. Drink on. ...

Kempy · July 2014

A friend if mine did this exact thing and ran over his garden fence which was temporarily down. Whoops. Quite a mess getting that fence off the blade.