Time To Lube My SWMBO (No egging this evening)

NPHuskerFL

As you know my lovely bride's Birthday was on Tuesday. And tonight we are all going to Whitey's Fish Camp for food, booze and live music. It's not often I get to to take my best gal out so, I'm hoping she'll let loose and get well lubed with adult refreshments. Knowing her she'll back down due to calorie count. Wah wah wah. My buddy's band The Boogie Freaks are headlining so this should be a good time. Enjoy y'alls Friday night! Pics to follow if appropriate )

Eggcelsior

So you're lubing her and she is not ovulating.

Now that's a party!

NPHuskerFL

@Eggcelsior‌ sadly I hit the post button before I thought my wording through ) But, with all my other off color comments and posts this seems to fit my repertoire. ) yep it should be a good time. ;-)

DMW

Yeah, I'm sure you didn't think that wording through... ) Enjoy, hopefully she cuts loose for her day.

Carolina Q

NPHuskerFL said:

if appropriate )

That'll be the day.

NPHuskerFL

DMW said:

Yeah, I'm sure you didn't think that wording through... ) Enjoy, hopefully she cuts loose for her day.

I told @HuskerMaMa the thread title and she was like...Really seriously? I said ya. You know lubed, snockered, $hi+ faced...lubed. shaking her head. I'm like what. And then oh crap. Hey I'm just bad I guess. Couple that with a little dehydration and heat exhaustion from work today and ya get this title. So there ya go. But, 4 real I want her to have an awesome time (that's the ultimate goal) :x

NPHuskerFL

Carolina Q said:

NPHuskerFL said:

if appropriate )

That'll be the day.
But, wait... Pics or it didn't happen? >:)

johnmitchell

Lets hope you can stand the pace..and perform appropriately..

)

NPHuskerFL

johnmitchell said:

Lets hope you can stand the pace..and perform appropriately..

)

Oh that shouldn't be a problem. I'm the DD

GeorgeS

Hope you both get well lubed, it usually helps!

NPHuskerFL

:-\" @GeorgeS‌

4Runner

NPHuskerFL said:

As you know my lovely bride's Birthday was on Tuesday. And tonight we are all going to Whitey's Fish Camp for food, booze and live music. It's not often I get to to take my best gal out so, I'm hoping she'll let loose and get well lubed with adult refreshments. Knowing her she'll back down due to calorie count. Wah wah wah. My buddy's band The Boogie Freaks are headlining so this should be a good time. Enjoy y'alls Friday night! Pics to follow if appropriate )

You know the saying around here...pictures or it didn't happen.

Botch

This is sick and wrong on my part, but I couldn't help but think of this recent news tidbit:

 

ooops!

NPHuskerFL

>:) ) @Botch‌

damnedhooligan

NPHuskerFL

@damnedhooligan‌ :-?? I don't get it. And I consider myself a Trekie of the old skool kind.

NPHuskerFL

@damnedhooligan‌ but, something tells me I don't want an explanation. >:)

damnedhooligan

NPHuskerFL said:

@damnedhooligan‌ :-?? I don't get it. And I consider myself a Trekie of the old skool kind.

in case a mod locks this thread...I made it in but who are we kidding...they don't really patrol here  )

henapple

You're nasty.

henapple

Nasty.

TexanOfTheNorth

Others may think this was a 'slip' on your part but i really doubt that! \:D/

BYS1981

NPHuskerFL said:

@damnedhooligan‌ :-?? I don't get it. And I consider myself a Trekie of the old skool kind.

He's posting in the thread before it gets locked, which likely won't happen lol

HDumptyEsq

A not-so-Freudian slip!

hapster

LOL... Awesome! Have a great time!

NPHuskerFL

Thanks everybody! Had to take my wife to help out at the Community Theatre. She and our Son starred in a few plays and they needed assistance in admissions so she's giving them a hand. So I'm running around getting petrol, $at ATM, cleaning out the truck and then picking her back up enroute to Whitey's Fish Camp.

NPHuskerFL

@henapple‌ :-? I wonder if they sell that stuff in bulk? )

NPHuskerFL

Here's Whitey's Fish Camp for the locals (& if you go thru this area they have excellent food, service and live music on Friday's and Saturday's).
http://www.whiteysfishcamp.com/

henapple

NPHuskerFL said:

@henapple‌ :-? I wonder if they sell that stuff in bulk? )

She told me you wouldn't need much. ..

NPHuskerFL

@henapple‌ wah wah wah. >:D< I feel the love

caliking

NPHuskerFL said:

@henapple‌ :-? I wonder if they sell that stuff in bulk? )

if you're taking pointers from @henapple, then you should stock up on several pounds of bacon for the evening festivities...

Have a great time, and happy bday again to your lady

NPHuskerFL

Everybody had a great time. Myself, my blushing Birthday girl, our great friend/neighbor and my Mother. Also got to shoot the breeze with my great friend between sets (whom I must refer to in this post as his Boogie Freaks show name "FroomanFro").
The food was as always great, service excellent and entertainment out-freakin'-standing! Actually got my girl to have one Appletini. But, until she's met her goal she's camera shy. Coaxed my Mother into a couple of pics. This turned out to be an absolutely perfect evening. Now I can enjoy a cold one or so and get the ringing out of my ears.