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    Why I hate the English language

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      knowing your **** and, knowing you're ****
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      canegger said:
      knowing your **** and, knowing you're ****
      Could be both at the same time, eh?

      Tony in Brentwood, TN.

      Medium BGE, New Braunfels off-set smoker, 3-burner Charbroiler gasser, mainly used for Eggcessory  storage, old electric upright now used for Amaz-N-Smoker.

      "I like cooking with wine - sometimes I put it in the food." - W. C. Fields

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      HDumptyEsq said:

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      Could be both at the same time, eh?

      Ain't that the truth
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      Betting about 30 years from Mandria
      Salado TX & 30A  FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Just given a Mini to add to the herd. 

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      @NPHuskerFL‌ punctuation can save lives:
      Let's eat grandma.
      Let's eat, grandma.
      Steve
      Outside of Appleton, WI - MBGE, LBGE
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      stevethegreat said:

      @NPHuskerFL‌ punctuation can save lives:
      Let's eat grandma.
      Let's eat, grandma.

      Just like: let's eat out, grandma.
      Let's eat out grandma.
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      canegger said:
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      Just like: let's eat out, grandma. Let's eat out grandma.
      My sick mind remembers a punch line but not the joke, similar, but I just don't remember.....  "depends". 
      ______________________________________________
      I love lamp..
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      "She had a crack baby."

      vs.

      "She had a crack, baby!"

      -Zach Galifianakis
      Large - Mini - Blackstone 17", 28", 36"
      Cumming, GA  

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      Then we have "spoonerisms".  The gymnast displayed some cunning stunts!

      Tony in Brentwood, TN.

      Medium BGE, New Braunfels off-set smoker, 3-burner Charbroiler gasser, mainly used for Eggcessory  storage, old electric upright now used for Amaz-N-Smoker.

      "I like cooking with wine - sometimes I put it in the food." - W. C. Fields

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      edited July 2014
      Below is a conversation that I posted the other day. I went back to reread it and noticed I probably misused peoples. Maybe I should of used people's.
      I don't hate the English language @FanOfFanboys‌ but I sure screw(mess not really screw) it up. Sheesh, now y'all got me double and triple thinking my words.

      NPHuskerFL said: I am a spelling fanatic. So I tend to "edit" after I see a misspelled word etc. And grammatical errors drive me nuts. So I understand. Since sense lol

      I'm always screwing up words or using them wrong. I know what they mean if you ask me, but my brain only picks up other peoples spelling and grammar errors. I can reread something that is wrong twenty times and my brain processes it as if it is write(kidding, I know which rite to use. Oops I meant right). Anyway, were we to simple back in the day to just make up new words? Why do we need too, to, two, herd, heard, here, hear, since, sense, by, bye, and all the other words that are so easy to misuse?
      Steven
      Mini Max with Woo stone combo, LBGE, iGrill 2, Plate Setter, 
      two cotton pot holders to handle PS
      Banner, Wyoming
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      saluki2007 said:
      What if ducks threw bread back at you?
      You would have to duck.
      Large and Small BGE
      Central, IL

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      stevethegreat said:
      @NPHuskerFL‌ punctuation can save lives: Let's eat grandma. Let's eat, grandma.
      So I'm working with a fellow with the last name of Rodriguez, native of Holland, Holland, MI that is. On the radio, local fast food chain [proudly announces:

      "We have your favorite beef, chicken and fish. And now serving Mexican."

      His response, "Run!"
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      These posts are cracking me up.
      Steven
      Mini Max with Woo stone combo, LBGE, iGrill 2, Plate Setter, 
      two cotton pot holders to handle PS
      Banner, Wyoming
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