Out of the three which one?

six_egg

I can only make one eggfest in Texas. What would be the one to make? Salado, Athens or Austin? 

henapple

Salado. ..free and Little Steven will be there.

Mickey

I will go out on a limb here: SALADO PLEASE

Eggcelsior

Being from near Nashville it's required to write a few songs every year.

Deep in the Heart of TX

Well it's time to go
To Salado
"clap, clap, clap, clap"
Deep in the heart of TX

Well it's finally here
We've waited the whole year
To see the heart of TX.

They'll be lots of brews
And bourbon too
Deep in the heart of TX

We will sing and shout
Then we'll all pass out
Deep in the heart of TX

We'll have lots of fun
We brought knives and guns
Deep in the heart of TX

And a gift for me
Will be a free mini
Deep in the heart of TX

So don't hesitate 
Don't even wait
To head down to TX

If you're late
You'll miss the mangrate
Deep in the heart of TX

So let's thank Chicken Spring 
For the green egg fling
Deep in the heart of TX

And there's Mickey too
Thanks for all you do
Deep in the heart of TX

Now it's overdue
This song is thru
About the heart of TX

And it's up to you
To add a verse or two
About the HEART OF TEXAS!

H/T to @henapple

Griffin

Salado

jls9595

wow @Eggcelsior, good stuff lol.  

henapple

Notice how he put henapple in little bitty letters at the end?

travisstrick

Salado is a super good time.

henapple

Now that you're not going to be there. .. >:)

Terrebandit

Athens. I went last year and am planning to be a cook this year.