Welcome to the EGGhead Forum - a great place to visit and packed with tips and EGGspert advice! You can also join the conversation and get more information and amazing kamado recipes by following Big Green Egg to Experience our World of Flavor™ at:
Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Instagram  |  Pinterest  |  Youtube  |  Vimeo
Share your photos by tagging us and using the hashtag #BigGreenEgg.

Want to see how the EGG is made? Click to Watch

Spatchock Turkey Breast - Lots of Smoke (bad)

danv23
danv23 Posts: 957
So i cut away the backbone from a turkey breast, put on a AR direct at 400.  It's smoking away - no smoke when i put it on - and i know it's gonna taste like crap cuz the smoke smells like crap.  What did I do wrong?

The DudeThis is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

Walter SobchakNihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

Cumming, GA

Eggs - XL, L, Small

Gasser - Blaze 5 Burner

Comments

  • I would imagine it is the drippings on the hot coals. I get it all the time with burgers. Hopefully all will be well.
    Southern Indiana
  • Mattman3969
    Mattman3969 Posts: 10,458
    I am betting you will be surprised when you taste it. Every spatched chicken I cook I get get the fat dripping smoke but they always taste great. Good luck. Let's us know the final verdict

    -----------------------------------------

    analyze adapt overcome

    2008 -Large BGE. 2013- Small BGE and 2015 - Mini. Henderson, Ky.
  • danv23
    danv23 Posts: 957
    Will let y'all know soon.  Cookin fast.

    The DudeThis is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

    Walter SobchakNihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

    Cumming, GA

    Eggs - XL, L, Small

    Gasser - Blaze 5 Burner

  • danv23
    danv23 Posts: 957
    All I can say is WOW!!!!!!!!!!


    The DudeThis is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

    Walter SobchakNihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

    Cumming, GA

    Eggs - XL, L, Small

    Gasser - Blaze 5 Burner

  • Mattman3969
    Mattman3969 Posts: 10,458
    Very happy that your worries failed to come true. Any pics?

    -----------------------------------------

    analyze adapt overcome

    2008 -Large BGE. 2013- Small BGE and 2015 - Mini. Henderson, Ky.
  • danv23
    danv23 Posts: 957
    It wouldn't be right if I didn't picture brag.. Here ya go...imageimageimageimage

    The DudeThis is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

    Walter SobchakNihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

    Cumming, GA

    Eggs - XL, L, Small

    Gasser - Blaze 5 Burner

  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 18,943
    Nice! I'd like to try a turkey breast some time - whole turkey gets to be too much for just us two. Its hard waiting until Thanksgiving every year to have turkey!

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • revolver1
    revolver1 Posts: 372
    edited November 2013
    Glad it turned out great, they usually do.  I do mine in a similar way.  I take the bone in breast, filet the meat off after removing the skin.  Season then rotate one half 180 and tie them back together.  That makes a uniform piece.  Yum!  One can put the skin back on if desired but I usually don't.  
    Dan, Columbia,Mo.
  • caliking said:
    Nice! I'd like to try a turkey breast some time - whole turkey gets to be too much for just us two. Its hard waiting until Thanksgiving every year to have turkey!
    I get the breast on sale, routinely .99/lb.  Stock up and have them year around.  Better than chicken IMO.  
    Dan, Columbia,Mo.
  • danv23
    danv23 Posts: 957
    I do the same thing.  Look for $0.99 per pound and load up the freezer. I used to not spatchock, and cook indirect.  Never again.

    The DudeThis is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

    Walter SobchakNihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

    Cumming, GA

    Eggs - XL, L, Small

    Gasser - Blaze 5 Burner