Forum rules... Day drinking

henapple

This forum is only moderated on... Self promoting occasions. While it's loosey goosey.. We should have a few guidelines.

Search before you ask... But ask anything new... Things change.

dont comment on a post from 1965...fred Flintstone will rip you a new one

Don't post a cook that changes your political and religious views without details... If your cook caused multiple orgasms we need to know without asking.

Give credit where credit is due...

Learn to say spatchcock like William Shatner

Learn to spatchcock... If you mention a beer butt chicken you'll be bombarded with why you did it wrong.

If someone post a great cook don't automatically fix their victory by telling them how you do it.

Try Travis style brisket.. Just to boost his view total...

Cook at your first eggfest... I hate hearing.. "I'll cook next year". Your food is good enough.

Dont ask what lump is the best... That's like asking which sexual position is best... Try them all.

14 PBR in... That's all I can think of...

Little Steven

Well I started an hour early myself but need more to add to this.

caliking

You're slipping, Tony. 14 down and that's the best you can come up with??? Amateur.

Learn to burp your egg. if you don't miss the hair on your arms or your face then egg shirtless so you can take care of your chest too.

Griffin

Don't make fun of PBR or @henapple will hunt you down.

If you ever go to a fest even if only for an hour and henapple is there, make sure to say "Hi" or you'll never live it down.

sumoconnell

Go big early.. butt or brisket first weekend. Spend all night on the forum during the cook. We're here, drinking. You didn't get this thing because it's cute!

henapple

@Griffin... You know you snubbed me. I'll ssee you in salado...

Botch

Griffin said:

Don't make fun of PBR or @henapple will hunt you down.  

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Philly35

How about pics or it didn't happen? I'm only on beer two

Tjcoley

If you ask a question, check back in a reasonable amount of time to see the responses. There will most likely be more questions for you concerning details needed to answer you.

You can't be drunk all day unless you start drinking first thing in the morning.

Learn to cook a good burger - not as easy as it sounds.

CANMAN1976

I'm only on my fifth can of guinness (large cans) and things are getting weird round here already!!.LOL

Oh wait ...is halloween over!!!

Griffin

Don't mention bourbon and Coke in the same sentence in front of @OUSmoker ( i think thats his forum name).That being said, I'm on my second.

Fred19Flintstone

Post pictures.  If you don't provide photos, it didn't happen. 

Village Idiot

The word "Vespa" is considered pornography by the administrators.  You will be banned if you put that word in a post.

Kosko

If you say the word " mangrates" you will get shot execution style!

henapple

The word "Vespa" is considered pornography by the administrators.  You will be banned if you put that word in a post.

No words... Vi entering salado

Village Idiot

henapple said:

The word "Vespa" is considered pornography by the administrators.  You will be banned if you put that word in a post.

No words... Vi entering salado

LOL.  That was in my "mean and lean" years.  I'm afraid I've let myself go since then.

Aviator

Habanero rules!!!

If you have questions, you are a wimp.

We are now working on Naga Jalokia!!! What, MCN?

lousubcap

When day transitions to night-F'ing great thread.  The ultimate challenge would be "who could surface and respond in the AM". I think today is Sunday but I have drunk since then...And the cry of those seriously afflicted-" I would have to rally to die".  YMMV-as will the bourbon impact!

ShadowNick

Just checked with my bartender... Tav is at 7 budlights, which we can multiply by 2, plus god knows how many touchdown Jamison's, fireballs, and car bombs.... Anyway, I cooked at my first eggtoberfest this year.

Hungry Joe

Also remember, charcoal brand is like religion. Everyone's favorite is the best and don't dare try to change my opinion. 

 

My ride.

sumoconnell

Mangrates