My trip to Eggtopia...

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In an effort to become more Eggstroverted, I decided to share a brief Eggsplanation of an evening that may or may not have happened in a town near you...

Eggceptional! Thats what the seggsy woman across the table says the first time she samples one of my Eggcredible Eggsperiments. As she  eggdulges in bite after bite, the flavors eggsplode in her mouth. This of course causes the eggspected result... she is becoming eggsporbed in the eggsation and wants to be eggverted from old dirty gas grill to the pure and clean eggvinity of Eggsistenialism. This is not to be confused with the Eggmania that the eggnecks practice. For, we all know those who participate in eggmania are not of Eggnoble decent.

Naturaly, I am eggcited to eggucate her in the ways of our art. I eggsplain to her that there are eggscrutiating moments in our journey where each person may become eggsasperated and eggravated. However, those who are eggicated enough to complete the eggformation are rewarded absolute egglation. For those most eggicated students, an eggiphany is bound to await you along your journey.

I know, you may think that was a bit Eggsessive... but, Eggtracuricular activities involving a quality butt rub other eggnormous paraphenegglia soon followed leading to an Eggstreme Eggtasmic Eggsperience. Pure Eggvana.

The End... or just the beginning...