Will never understand SWMBO

Tjcoley

The Mrs. Sent me to the store. She said 'Get a gallon of milk, and if they have brown eggs, get six'. I came back with six gallons of milk. She said 'Why the hell did you get six gallons of milk?' I answered 'Because they had brown eggs'.

lousubcap

I have always known I'm not the only one with the obvious language/gesture/expression disconnect-had a classic a few days ago (but given it was quickly blurred by another and a few libations I can't even remember the theme).  I am positive there is no cure thus the special enjoyment of the protracted low&slow escape-someone's gotta mind the cook.  And the adult supervisory beverage flow rate can be directly influenced by SWMBO and attitude.  Enjoy the milk!

Doc_Eggerton

http://www.godvine.com/Hilarious-Comedian-Shares-Why-Men-Shouldn-t-Go-to-the-Grocery-Store-2880.html

khristyjeff

My wife sent me a text from our son's baseball game the other day saying one of our son's friends vomited at short and left.  I replied it must have been one heck of a projectile vomit to cover both positions.  

mark11

Thanks for a good laugh
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