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TRexing a Steak Question

I usually like to sear a steak a few minutes on each side, pull off, let temp of grill get lower then finish rest at a lower temperature. When I sear each side I usually do it with lid down. Does anyone sear initially each side with lid open? Thanks for feedback. 


  • TjcoleyTjcoley Posts: 3,528
    Lid down, steak close to the coals.
    It's not a science, it's an art. And it's flawed.
    - Camp Hill, PA
  • HogHeavenHogHeaven Posts: 294
    edited April 2013
    Cullum said:
    I usually like to sear a steak a few minutes on each side, pull off, let temp of grill get lower then finish rest at a lower temperature. When I sear each side I usually do it with lid down. Does anyone sear initially each side with lid open? Thanks for feedback. 

    Question... When you are using a cooking device that can heat up very quickly but is very difficult and slow to cool off, why would you think searing at the start of the cook is the right thing to do? You might want to try a reverse sear sometime... BGE has a double hinged 13 1/2" grill extender that fits right on top of your fire box like a glove. You'll need that or any other 131/2" grid to do this properly. The setup is no platesetter. Put the 13 1/2" grill extender on top of your fire box. Your regular grid goes on top of the fire ring. Dome temp 330/340... Which means your steak will be cooking at about 300 degrees. Put your steaks on when you have your dome temp stable. Cook with the lid down until the meat gets to 90 degrees. Open the lid just to turn the meat over, close the lid. When your steaks get to 115 degrees take them off and put them on a plate. Take your big grid off of the fire ring and set it aside. Open your bottom vent wide open and leave the lid open for the rest of the cook. While the fire is getting hotter I suggest you blot your steaks with a paper towel to get off any of the water that has rendered during the cook. You want to sear your steaks, not steam them. Before you put them back on I suggest you paint them with beef love or peanut oil. Beef love is fat that you've trimmed off of butts or other meat you have had to trim. Once you've applied the beef love set that side down to sear. It will take 3 or 4 minutes. When you are getting ready to flip the meat to get the other side, paint it with beef love first. Check with the meat with your temp thermometer and pull the meat at 135 degrees. The surface of your meat will be that dark mahogany color, like you get at those real expensive Steakhouse's and the interior will be pink bumper to bumper. That method makes a lot more since to me Cullum for the BGE. With the Trex method you can mow the lawn, wash the car and the dog while you wait for the egg to cool off. That grill extender from BGE is called a GX and it only cost about $25 and... You can use it on top of your regular 18" grid too. I use it both ways. I use it more than I use my regular grid actually.
  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 16,785
    edited April 2013
    Here's a link to either the Trex or the Xert reverse sear method- Check it out-and cook the way you enjoy.  You can digest the link or the above post-life is about choices-bottom-line do what you want.
    And back to the original ?-I sear with dome up-it's all about the radiant heat from the lump at that point-FWIW.
    Louisville;  L & S BGEs, PBC, Lang 36; Burnin' wood in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer.  
  • EggucatorEggucator Posts: 224
    I have seared open and closed.  If you keep it open, you are still searing and it is way easier and less time to get it set at 400 after.  I like to sear first and get to desired IT at a lower temp.  The reverse is fine but you can easily overshoot your temps in a small amount of time. 
    Zionsville, IN
  • HogHeavenHogHeaven Posts: 294
    Cooking Temps: When To Cook Hot & Fast, When To Cook Low & Slow, And When To Do Both (Reverse Sear) "Speed kills, but beauty lives forever. Speed thrills, but beauty knows your name." Smashing Pumpkins By Meathead Some rules of thumb You need to master the 2-zone setup, with a hot radiant heat "direct zone" and a warm convection "indirect zone". You need to master these three temperatures: 225°F and 325°F in the indirect zone, and Warp 10 ("Give 'er all she's got, Scottie") in the direct zone. To get this right, you absolutely positively need a good digital thermometer. You couldn't cook without the thermometer in your indoor oven, and you can't cook outdoors without a thermometer either, and the piece of crap dial thermometer on your grill is probably off by 50°F or more. Put my meat temperature guide on your fridge. You should master these temps by practicing without food. Thickness determines cooking time, not weight. The thinner the meat, the higher the heat. The higher the heat, the less room for error. Food can go from succulent to sucky in a hurry at high heat. Cook tough cuts low and slow at 225°F. Foods under 1" thick should cook hot and fast over direct radiant heat. Foods more than 1" thick need to cook in two stages, low and slow at 225°F for the inside and hot and fast for the outside. This is the reverse sear and you should master it. Searious Business: Sear and Slide vs. Reverse Sear for thick steaks Ribeyes. Just typing the word makes my keyboard cower in fear of drool. Ribeyes are the best steaks on the steer. And I am not alone in that opinion. Chef Jamie Purviance agrees. Jamie is the well known author of many cookbooks, among them the New York Times bestseller, Weber's Way to Grill:The Step-by-Step Guide to Expert Grilling. Jamie graduated from Stanford University and the Culinary Institute of America (with high honors), and his byline appears regularly in Bon Appétit, Better Homes and Gardens, Cooking Light, Eating Well, Fine Cooking, Town & Country, and the Los Angeles Times. He da Man. Da Man was in my kinda town, Chicago is, a town that loves its steaks, and we got together on a rooftop deck with two identical Weber Kettle charcoal grills to answer the kind of question that keeps steak lovers like us up all night: When is the best time to sear a steak, when you start cooking, or at the end of the cook? Here's the theory: Most beef lovers will agree that a dark brown exterior on a thick grilled steak carries with it extraordinary flavor and texture, and that steaks are their most tender and juicy when cooked medium rare, to about 130 to 135°F in the center. Searing, it has been proven, does not seal in juices, contrary to popular opinion. Searing is a method of developing spectacular flavor and texture when the Maillard reaction starts to alter amino acids on the surface and caramelization of sugars joins the party. To steakmasters, the perfect sear is a uniform whiskey brown surface with perhaps a little black charing of the fat on the edges. When that occurs, you have so changed the composition of the muscle and fat, that you have reached steak Valhalla. They secret is getting the steak, especially the fat as dark as possible without burning it. The usual method is to get a grill rip-snorting hot on one side, and cooler on the other, the classic 2-zone setup. Then get that sear on the hot side and slide the steak to the cooler part of the grill so the interior can come up to temp without the exterior burning. Jamie calls this method "sear & slide". For thick steaks (not steaks under 1"), I prefer reverse sear. Start cooking the meat on the cooler side of the grill, at 225 to 275°F, bring the meat's internal temp up to about 115°F, and then move it over the direct scorching heat to sear. Reverse sear takes almost twice as long as sear & slide. As with most meats, cooking slowly at low temps allows the connective tissues that surround the muscle fibers to melt and make the meat more tender. The folks over at Cooks Illustrated, who usually get it right, claim that the lower temps also allow enzymes to tenderize, but Dr. Antonio Mata, my beef consultant, say that is not the case, and to make sure he was right, he checked with several other research scientists. Reverse sear does make more tender meat, probably because the longer cooking time softend connective tissue more. Well that's all Jamie and I needed to plan a nice steak lunch! Identical grills, dueling ribeyes cut from the same roast side-by-side. May the best steak win. Completely unrehearsed, watch the video here and see the results (click the YouTube logo to make it larger). I have since duplicated this experiment several times with identical steaks on a single charcoal grill. When the reverse sear steak gets to about 115°F (instead of 120°F as in the video) I move it to the hot side. If the coals on the hot side are dieing, I remove the reverse sear steak, put it on a plate, add more coals, and wait for them to come up to temp. Here you can see a sirloin, 1.25" thick when raw, cut into two steaks. The top half was cooked entirely over hot coals, where the air temp was about 600°F. The bottom steak was reverse seared. Both steaks were turned every three minutes. The top steak reached 130°F in 13 minutes. It achieved a very dark but not quite burned crust, and, as you can see, much of the meat was overcooked (tan). The bottom steak also had a dark crust, but just a shade lighter, but as you can see, the overcooked portion is much smaller. The flavor of the two steaks was practically identical, but there were two very big differences: The reverse sear steak was noticeably more tender and juicy. Click here for more on the Secrets of Great Steakhouse Steaks and how I have perfected the method for reverse sear after this little exercise. History of the reverse sear I am given a lot of credit for popularizing this cooking method, which may be true, but I should not be given credit for inventing it. Nobody can be sure where the idea came from but Barry Yates at Winston Industries, a commercial foodservice device manufacturer, thinks the first to try the technique might have been sous vide pioneers in the 1970s, Dr. Bruno Goussault, Chef Georges Pralus (of Restaurant Troisgros in Roanne, France), or Chef Jean Banchet (of Le Francais in Chicago). In the 1980s Winston introduced the CVap a humidity controlled oven to the restaurant trade. Set the temp for 120°F, crank the humidity to high, and load it with steaks. The meat can stay there for hours and never lose moisture and the meat is microbially safe after about two hours. When an order comes in, the steaks get tossed under a broiler or on a grill at super high heat to sear, and they are served sizzling. Christopher Finney of the Iron Pig BBQ cooking team began playing with reverse sear "somewhere around 2003 to 2005" (about the same time I did). He spread the word on barbecue forums and I did not start writing about it until 2010 so he should get credit for teaching the barbecue world about reverse sear. In 2007, J. Kenji López-Alt, currently at wrote about the technique in the November/December issue of Cook's Illustrated magazine in an article called "Perfect Pan-Seared Steaks". "I first started playing with it a couple years before then when I wanted to get sous vide style results without a sous vide machine. I tried putting meat in a low oven and finishing it off on the grill or as pan and bam, it worked. I've since published all kinds of variations on it, for small cuts, roasts, poultry, burgers, grilled foods, vegetables, etc. It just works all around." Yes it does. How altitude changes things Boiling temp drops as altitude increases because the air pressure is lower (the column of air pushing down on the food surface is shorter) and the amount of energy to convert liquid water to gaseous water (steam) is less. In Denver, which is about one mile high, boiling temp is about 203°F. The boiling point goes down about 2°F for every 1,000 feet above sea level. Altitude also reduces the amount of oxygen available to your fire so coastal dwellers will need to open their vents wider when cooking in the mountains. Air pressure, however, does not impact melting temps of fats and sugars. They are not dependent on air pressure. As you go up in altitude food and cooking surfaces cool faster and conduct heat slower because evaporation occurs at lower temps and evaporation cools things. As to cooker temp, 225°F is a good number at sea level because moisture in the meat will not evaporate much at that temp because the meat is colder than the air around it. Since boiling temp is about lower altitude, you should take the cooker down to 216°F to help preserve moisture. We cook too hot and too fast. Yeah, I know we like fire and we like to put the pedal to the metal, but your food is already dead. You don't have to kill it again. OK, I'll admit, sometimes hot and fast actually is the best way to cook, but most of the time low and slow is better, and more often still, a combination of both methods, and a vital technique called reverse sear, is best of all. Let's discuss when to use each method, and how. Cooking the exterior and the interior properly The goal in most outdoor cooking is to get a nice dark exterior enriched with the countless complex flavors caused by the Maillard reaction and caramelization, and an interior that is cooked from edge to edge as close to the temperature that is optimum juicy and tender. This is true on both meats and vegetables. See my award-winning Meat Temperature Guide for more about ideal temperature targets. To accomplish this it is important to understand that heat from outside the food cooks the exterior, but it is the exterior of the food that cooks the interior. The hot air molecules inside the cooker transfer energy to the molecules in the exterior of the food and they pass their excitement along to the interior, like a bucket brigade of heat. So we must look at the exterior and interior as two separate projects. For more on how this works, read my article on the thermodynamics of cooking. When to use hot and fast The thinner the meat, the higher the heat. Hot and fast works for thin, skinny foods like skirt steaks (shown here), asparagus, and shrimp because skinny foods cook quicky. If you want a good dark brown sear (and you do) you need high heat to make that sear without overcooking the interior. To cook hot and fast, you need to get the food directly above the heat source so infrared radiant heat can go to work on it. I call this cooking at Warp 10. This is when you crank your grill to "Give 'er all she's got, Scottie". In the Star Trek series this was about as fast as any starship could go. You won't find the expression used in a culinary context anywhere but here, so don't ask a chef for steaks cooked at Warp 10. She won't know what you want. Then again, she might... When cooking at Warp 10 you usually want the lid up so heat is being applied only to the bottom surface, and you want to turn the food often, like a rotisserie, so the hot side cools quickly, to keep the serious direct radiant heat focused on the surface and not allow weak reflective heat to cook the top and thus overcook the center. When to use low and slow Hot and fast will carbonize (burn) thicker meats and make thick foods and tough cuts of meat into jawbreakers. Water is a good insulator so heat slogs slowly through the watery interior of foods, especially meats which can be up to 75% water. Large foods, more than 1" thick, like beef brisket, prime rib, turkey breast, or baked potatoes need a lot of time to get warm in the center. Turning up the heat loads up the outer layers with heat before it can be transmitted to the center and as a result you get a rainbow of temperatures. On the outside edges, the meat may be more than 200°F, just below the surface 180°F, just below that 170°F, and so on. Look at this table and drawing based on an experiment by the science advisor Dr. Greg Blonder. He took two pork loin roasts about 4" wide and 3" tall and roasted one at 325°F and the other at 225°F. By the time the center of the meat hit the desired temp of 145°F, the outer layer of the one cooked at the higher temp was a parched 170°F while the one cooked at the lower temp was a still moist about 160°F. That means that the one cooked at the higher temp had a lot more overcooked dry meat in the outer layers of the meat. Now imagine what would happen to a thick prime rib? But if you lower the temp and lower the lid, the heat has time to move to the center, the buildup of heat in the exterior is less, so more of the meat is cooked to the target temp. Low and slow is also essential for tough cuts like beef brisket, pork shoulder, and ribs. These cuts are too tough to eat at medium rare, 130 to 135°F, the optimum temp for most other cuts of beef and pork. They have lots of tough connective tissue. But if they are cooked long enough to a mind boggling 203°F or so, magic happens. Fats melt and the tough stuff softens up like Marshall Dillon in Miss Kitty's arms (now you know how old I am). There is another very good reason to cook low and slow. It is easier to hit the bullseye of a slow moving target. You stand a better chance of getting the food done to the proper temp without overshooting the mark. Food can go from succulent to sucky in a hurry at high heat. Also, when you cook low and slow, you give salt time to migrate towards the center seasoning the meat throughout. That's because if you salt or brine meat, even if it sits in a brine overnight, the salt takes its time moving towards the center and stays mostly at or near the surface. But when meat heats up, the salt moves faster as demonstrated in this original research for by Dr. Blonder. So how do you cook low and slow? You cook low and slow with warm convection air instead of cooking directly over radiant heat. To do this, you need to master the single most important technique for the backyard cook: The 2-zone setup. The short explanation of the 2-zone setup is this: You need a hot radiant "direct zone" where you can put the food directly above the heat, and a warm convection "indirect zone" off to the side where the warm air circulates around the food in a convection flow. The illustration above is for a gas grill. On a charcoal grill you push the coals to one side. Your exact setup will differ if you have a different type of grill. My article on 2-zone setup has links to pages devoted to different setups for different cookers. You need to experiment with your grill so you can stabilize the indirect zone at about 225°F and 325°F with the lid down. These are two special numbers and almost all the recipes on this site are pegged at one or the other, with occasional calls for Warp 10 in the direct zone for searing. At 225°F you can roast low and slow with indirect convection heat, perfect for making tough cuts with lots of connective tissue, like brisket, tender and juicy. This is also a great temp at which you can slowly and gently rise the interior temp of thick steaks and roasts, maintaining their moisture. At 325°F you can crisp chicken and turkey skins better than at 225°F if you are roasting whole birds. You need to practice hitting these marks in your cooker in different weather conditions without food. Cold weather, rain, and wind can significantly impact the temp inside your cooker. The challenge: Cooking the interior and exterior separately If you are cooking tough cuts like pork butt, beef brisket, or ribs, you must cook them up to 203°F or so, a temp at which fats melt and connective tissue gelatinizes (read my article on meat science). Getting these cuts cooked to such a high temps can take up to 12 hours or more at 225°F, so there is ample time for the crust to develop (see my article on bark). The problem with low and slow is, if you are cooking something like a thick steak, which you remove at a lower tempso it cooks much faster, you don't get a dark crust. The solution for thick steaks, chicken, even potatoes, is to combine both methods, low and slow plus hot and fast. Consider a special occasion meal, a 26 ounce, 2" thick, bone in, prime grade, ribeye steak to be shared with someone special. These babies can cost about $60 each. You don't want to screw this up. OK, so maybe that's a bit rich for you. Let's say you have a really plump fresh pastured chicken that you got from the grower at the Farmer's Market. Or even a mass produced turkey breast. Same challenge. The challenge is to get the outside dark and crispy, yet not overcook the interior. We know that meats are best when crispy and GBD (Golden Brown and Delicious) on the outside, and tender and juicy on the inside, yet warm enough to kill all microbes. That's because the Maillard effect converts amino acids on the surface to a rich flavorful crust. The Maillard Effect really kicks in as you get up over 300°F. The problem is that if you take a 2" steak and just plop it down over high heat, you can get that dark mahogany crust, but just below it is a band of meat that is brown, then a band that is tan, then a band that is pink, and finally, a band in the center that is medium rare, reddish pink, the temperature at which steak is juiciest and most tender. Same thing with the chicken. If you yank it before the skin starts to burn, the center is usually raw. So the challenge is to cook both the interior and the exterior perfectly, and to do that, you need to cook them differently, you need to master two stage cooking. So let's consider an indoor cooking technique where you can always get the interior perfect every time: Sous vide. Sous vide was invented in the 1970s and is now catching on as home sous vide machines come down in price. Here's the idea: It's hard to catch a moving bus. In a hot grill or oven, if you want to cook your steak to medium rare, let's say 135°F, you have a small window of time at which the meat is the perfect temp. As a cook, you have to jump on a moving bus because the temp is steadily rising inside the steak. Then you have to worry about carryover, because the thermal mass, the energy trapped inside the meat, continues to cook the meat even after you take it out of the heat, and the temp can rise another 5°F on thick cuts, creeping up to overcooked. Sou vide stops the bus. To cook a steak sous vide, you place the steak in a plastic bag and suck out the air. Then you slip it into a water bath with a precision digital controller set for precisely 135°F. The meat slowly rises to 135°F and stops. It cannot get any warmer. You can leave the meat in there for hours, even a day if you wish. At 135°F in the center, enough bacteria are killed in about two hours that it is considered safe. Even a hamburger. Yes, you can cook a burger to medium rare and be perfectly safe. There is another benefit. Remove the bag, cut it open, and the meat is the perfect color from edge to edge. There is only one problem. It is repulsive on the outside. The exterior is pale gray and totally unappetizing. So sous vide cooks take the meat out of the bat at 125 to 130°F and throw the meat is a scorching hot pan or on a grill for a few minutes per side, and you get all that magnificent Maillard color and flavor. It is now a two step process, one for the interor, one for the exterior. So when you cook sous vide, you no longer have to run to catch the moving bus. It just sits there at the bus stop waiting for you at whatever temp you pick. The problem is sous vide machines cost about $400, the food takes forever to come to temp, even thin foods, and frankly, the flavor and texture of most foods is nothing special. The benefit is all in juiciness. So what's this got to do with grilling? Well, you can cook sous vide and throw the meat on a hibachi and get a pretty good steak. A lot better than just tossing it on a scorching hot pan. Works for chicken, turkey, pork chops, you name it. But there is another, better way. Red Neck Soo Veed, a.k.a. Reverse Sear, to the rescue Redneck Soo Veed as my grilling buddy John Dawson of dubs it is the solution. Other folks call it reverse sear or sear in the rear, and it is pretty simple. If you have experience cooking indoors, you know a lot of recipes call for you to brown meat in a pan before finishing in the oven or in a pot. Two steps. Two temps. Sear over high heat, finish at low heat. This is the recipe for pot roast (brown in a hot pan, braise slowly in a covered pot), even for pan roasted chicken (brown in a hot pan, slow roast in the oven). So it is deeply embedded in chefs and cookbooks that the order of things is brown, then finish. But that approach is backwards as demonstrated by the sous vide cooks! When you start with high heat, you load up the exterior, and by the time you are done you have a thick band of overcooked meat. If you reverse the order, start the food in the indirect zone at a lower temp, warm everything until it is close to uniform on the inside, and then hit it with Warp 10, you get both a better interior and exterior. That's reverse sear, and this is another technique you should master. It is the best approach for many foods. Start by setting up your grill for 2-zone cooking. Try to get the indirect zone down to as close to 225°F as you can with the lid on. Put the meat on the indirect side, toss a little hardwood on the flames, close the lid so the meat will roast slowly with smoky convection air. The bus is not stopped, but it is moving slowly. Roast it slowly until the center temp is about 10 to 15°F below your target temp. You absolutely positively need a good instant read digital thermometer like the Thermapen for this. Flip it once or twice while it is slow roasting. So when your steak hits 115°F in the center, take it off and put it on a plate for a moment. You are done working on the center. Now go to work on the exterior. If you are cooking chicken or turkey, take it up to 150°F because your finished target is 165°F. Pork chops or roasts, 130°F for a finished temp of 145°F. Take the lid off, and crank up the heat on the other side as hot as you can get it. If you have a charcoal grill where you can adjust the height of the coal bed, get the coals right below the cooking surface. If you want, dump more pre-lit coals on the direct side of the grill. Or set up a hibachi with a thick bed of hot coals. If you have a gas grill, turn the burners to high or turn on your sear burner. Whatever you do, get to Warp 10. Put the meat on the hot side and leave the lid off. Just like hot and fast cooking, we want all the heat focused on one surface at a time. We don't want any heat reflecting off the lid down onto the top of the steak further cooking the interior. You want to cook the surface until the moisture steams off and it turns deep and dark bourbon brown, but not black. You do not want carbonized protein or fat, but take it right to the edge because it is at that edge when dazzling thing happen. Flip often and move it around a bit so the grates, which are going to be searing hot, don't make black grill marks. Grill marks may look pretty, but we want the entire surface as dark as the grill marks. If you started with high quality meat, when you are done, you will have finally produced a restaurant quality steak at home. Reverse sear is the best way to get edge to edge medium rare on a thick steak without that thick band of battleship gray meat under the crust, Check out the incredible method of reverse sear used at Stripsteak in Las Vegas in my article on extreme steak. What about other foods? Let's look at chicken breasts. Fatty skin on one side, lean meat on the other. If you start over high heat, there's a good chance you'll blacken the skin before the inside is cooked. You could cook it skin side up, but then the meat on the bottom gets overcooked and dry, and the skin stays rubbery. The better strategy is to cook the meat in the indirect zone, flipping it occasionally, with warm convection air and smoke, bring it close to the desired temp, and them move it over direct radiant heat, skin side down, to crisp it. Then you can serve tender, juicy meat, and crispy skin! Check out my update of the classic Cornell Chicken recipe to see the concept in action. It even works for prime rib and other roasts. Start low and slow, and never have that 1" band of overcooked meat again. I have a whole article on that subject too. Even baked potatoes are best when reverse seared. In fact, many things reach perfection ourtdoors with 2-zone cooking, and reverse sear. Master these techniques.
  • daffy1909daffy1909 Posts: 478
    holy s#*^ hogheaven i havent read that much since high school!!! and i dont think i read that much anyways!!!! =))  good info!!
  • CANMAN1976CANMAN1976 Posts: 1,590
    Holy f**k man. I need a
    Hows ya gettin' on, me ol ****? 

    Kippens.Newfoundland and Labrador. (Canada).
  • HH, I put a bookmark after the first 1000 letters I'll finish the rest in a few days :)
  • HogHeavenHogHeaven Posts: 294
    Sorry guys... I trid to just send the link but I didn't know how. Go to this guy's website and you will learn why the Trex method is just not the right way to go. It's the owner operator of the site is a guy by the name of Meathead. He is a cooking genius in my opinion.
  • Meathead is a great way to do a steak. So I've read. My next one is going to be that way
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 14,015
    I just mowed the lawn, washed the car and dog, went to the grocery store, whitewashed Aunt Polly's fence, ran the Marine Corp marathon, flew around the sun 2 times to save Lois Lane, sowed and harvested the wheat for the fall, saw all 4 golf and tennis grand slams, repainted my entire house with 3 coats, milked my cat on the Detroit farm, and did 2 Mormon missions for the experience of how to use a clip-on tie with a short sleeve sport shirt while wearing a bike helmet and still keeping my part just right. I also learned to fly that fan thing with a parachute for crashing boxing events like it's 1993. I also read Moby ****, War and Peace, and the entire Canterbury Tales twice. Chaucer rocks.

    I even Trex'd a steak.

    All while reading that post.

    Thank you. I feel like the most interesting man in the world. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I post on the egghead forum.
  • HogHeavenHogHeaven Posts: 294
    Eggcelsior... You da man! That was funny. I'll have a vodka tonic, with a squeeze of lime after reading your post.
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