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Eggcelsior

nolaegghead,gghead said:

People hate cats because their evil, sadistic, killing machines.    That's why I like them.  I also like dogs, and I've had a few over the years, but it's a lot of work and guilt.

Here is my sadistic killing machine. Her name is Lulu. She watches you sleep. And she controls gravity.

Aviator

Eggcelsior said:

People hate cats because their evil, sadistic, killing machines.    That's why I like them.  I also like dogs, and I've had a few over the years, but it's a lot of work and guilt.

Here is my sadistic killing machine. Her name is Lulu. She watches you sleep. And she controls gravity.

Taliban!

 

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erniemcclain

I love cats.  With a little bbq sauce, they taste like chicken.

 

erniemcclain

Always thought I should open a resturant called The Unlucky Cat.

 

Browninggold

I haven't washed a plate in years I just let our dog and cats lick them clean and then let it air dry. We haven't showered in weeks we just put peanut butter on us and let the critters dig in. Our water bill is almost non existent.

Fred19Flintstone

Thanks @Browninggold ...excuse me...

 

Native

I would rather have that and know that I've cleaned and sanitized after. Dogs don't transmit much, if anything, to humans through casual contact. 

When I go out to eat, however, I use forks, spoons, glasses, etc. that many, many people have used and I have no idea if they have been properly sanitized or handled properly afterward if they were cleaned right.

I'm still standing in either case. Don't mean to spoil anyone's appetite.

:o3

Eggcelsior

Native said:

I would rather have that and know that I've cleaned and sanitized after. Dogs don't transmit much, if anything, to humans through casual contact. 

When I go out to eat, however, I use forks, spoons, glasses, etc. that many, many people have used and I have no idea if they have been properly sanitized or handled properly afterward if they were cleaned right.

I'm still standing in either case. Don't mean to spoil anyone's appetite.

:o3

True dat. A dog can lick his junk then lick your face and you won't get sick. We don't share the same bacterial loads. You can kiss your wife tonight and crap your brains out the rest of the weekend. That's the cat's Meow!

Browninggold

Eggcelsior said:

I would rather have that and know that I've cleaned and sanitized after. Dogs don't transmit much, if anything, to humans through casual contact. 

When I go out to eat, however, I use forks, spoons, glasses, etc. that many, many people have used and I have no idea if they have been properly sanitized or handled properly afterward if they were cleaned right.

I'm still standing in either case. Don't mean to spoil anyone's appetite.

:o3

True dat. A dog can lick his junk then lick your face and you won't get sick. We don't share the same bacterial loads. You can kiss your wife tonight and crap your brains out the rest of the weekend. That's the cat's Meow!

The dog gets sick though when he licks me...

td66snrf

Eggcelsior said:

I would rather have that and know that I've cleaned and sanitized after. Dogs don't transmit much, if anything, to humans through casual contact. 

When I go out to eat, however, I use forks, spoons, glasses, etc. that many, many people have used and I have no idea if they have been properly sanitized or handled properly afterward if they were cleaned right.

I'm still standing in either case. Don't mean to spoil anyone's appetite.

:o3

True dat. A dog can lick his junk then lick your face and you won't get sick. We don't share the same bacterial loads. You can kiss your wife tonight and crap your brains out the rest of the weekend. That's the cat's Meow!

 

Where'd you kiss her?

scooter759

Ok, I'm really going south on this one, if I am a bit tardy cleaning up after my dog in the back yard, my neighbor's dog takes care of it. Not a lot of fences where I live. Now that's the Heebie Jeebies.