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Chicken Ranch Security Enhanced

Spring Chicken
Spring Chicken Posts: 10,255
edited November -0001 in EggHead Forum
I know the race (I'm sorry - THE Race) is about to start but I just got this in the mail and needed to pass it on.

I think it speaks for itself but it came from Village Idiot...

Leroy and Judy,
With your ongoing and ever increasing jaunts away from the Chicken Ranch to exotic places and Eggfests, I have become more and more concerned about the
welfare of your property and the safety and honor of your girls while you flaunt your wealth to the rest of us.

I must admit that even I was tempted to come over and have my way with the girls while you were in Hawaii.

I decided that you need some device to deter potential perpetrators from unmentionable acts while you are away. As you know, the egghead forum is a
cesspool of seedy type individuals just waiting for their opportunity to defile and desecrate your heaven on earth. We cannot let that happen!

Please accept this sign as a deterrent to any future attempts of insurgency at the Chicken Ranch. If I save one girl from disgrace and embarrassment, it will all be worth it.

You're welcome,

V.1.

BewareofAttackChickensign.jpg

Thanks V.I. I'll hang it today. I'm sure it will help the Girls sleep better when they're not working.

Spring "A Little Security Goes A Short Way" Chicken
Spring Texas USA
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  • NibbleMeThis
    NibbleMeThis Posts: 2,295
    :laugh:
    :lol: :silly:

    NICE!
    Knoxville, TN
    Nibble Me This
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  • Lawn Ranger
    Lawn Ranger Posts: 5,467
    Bet you're sleeping better already....I am.

    LR
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  • tjv
    tjv Posts: 3,848
    isn't that an oxymoron, a chicken that attacks.....t
    www.ceramicgrillstore.com ACGP, Inc.
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  • tjv
    tjv Posts: 3,848
    I think in your part of the world, sleeping better is called a siesta.........midday snooze.......t
    www.ceramicgrillstore.com ACGP, Inc.
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  • Carolina Q
    Carolina Q Posts: 14,831
    Where did we FIND Gary anyway? What a nut case! :laugh: :laugh:

    I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

    Michael 
    Central Connecticut 

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  • Village Idiot
    Village Idiot Posts: 6,959
    Huh? :ohmy:
    __________________________________________

    Dripping Springs, Texas.
    Just west of Austintatious


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  • loco_engr
    loco_engr Posts: 5,834
    Tom: Plz don't knock the "afternoon power nap" syndrome some of us are afflicted with! :laugh:
    aka marysvilleksegghead
    Lrg 2008
    mini 2009

    Henny Youngman:
    I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
    Bob Hope: When I wake up in the morning, I don’t feel anything until noon, and then it’s time for my nap
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  • Lawn Ranger
    Lawn Ranger Posts: 5,467
    What is your point? Please hurry with reply as it is almost 7:30, aka witching hour, aka time to go read so I can wake up at 2 am worrying about how the Ceramic Grill Store can possibly keep up with the demand.

    Man!, I've got your back, but, I need my sleep!
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  • tjv
    tjv Posts: 3,848
    no knocking here, as I partake occasionally too.

    just trying to keep the elder's synapses firing correctly....or as I should say for my San Antonio friend, trying to keep the elder's synsiestases firing correctly.

    Get it change out nap with siesta.......OK, I'll go to my corner and think about what I said.......

    t
    www.ceramicgrillstore.com ACGP, Inc.
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  • tjv
    tjv Posts: 3,848
    Here at CGS, 2 am is call the third shift, makes us sound big time since we can't afford a world headquarters like our cypress friend.............LOL.......
    www.ceramicgrillstore.com ACGP, Inc.
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  • Carolina Q
    Carolina Q Posts: 14,831
    No offense, man. Just jerkin' yer chain. :)

    I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

    Michael 
    Central Connecticut 

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  • Village Idiot
    Village Idiot Posts: 6,959
    I know. That's the way I took it. :P
    __________________________________________

    Dripping Springs, Texas.
    Just west of Austintatious


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  • 2Fategghead
    2Fategghead Posts: 9,624
    Very Nice Leroy. VI is good people. ;)
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  • Desert Oasis Woman
    Desert Oasis Woman Posts: 5,604
    I don't know 'bout this VI Security System, Leroy. :ermm:

    Seems like the fox guarding the Hen House -- he even admits to lusting over your girls :evil:

    You have heard of the Village Idiot in an Attack Rooster's costume, haven't you :whistle:
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