Seriously? You're kidding, right?

wftyler · November 2012

This could qualify as a "find the x number of things wrong in these pictures"

http://www.ebay.com/itm/x-large-big-green-egg-gril-/121025606164?pt=Barbecues_Grills_Smokers&hash=item1c2db03214

Little Steven · November 2012

Hahaha, it's a fixa uppa

Rebellab · November 2012

Wow. I was thinking this guy was just a slob, but then I stumbled upon the photo.

Optiontrader · November 2012

Unbelievably, there is a $350.00 bid.

wftyler · November 2012

The worst thing about the auction listing (for me) is the 2-shot, "24-inch diameter" measurement he shows in the pic. If it wasn't bad enough he measures the diameter from the OUTSIDE, in the first shot, he goes and slides the tape down a couple notches more in the second!

And that type deception can only come from a 100%

L-)

Little Steven · November 2012

The whole back is out of it!

Botch · November 2012

Egg Exlax Extreme!

Village Idiot · November 2012

Hey Mickey. Why don't you buy it and give it as a prize for the person that travelled the farthest to the Salado Eggfest ?

Daveh1976 · November 2012

Look at the question area. Quotes a guy $430 to ship it.

$800 for broken egg missing all of the guts. At least the DFMT is in decent shape.

ShedFarm · November 2012

If you look at the time/date stamp of the one bid that has been placed, and compare it to the time the description was updated, to include that "over the weekend vandals came into my yard over night and damage property as well as the egg lowering price", you can see it was made, before the vandalism disclosure was posted. Pictures were also added/updated, after the bid. I hope whomever made that bid notices the changes, and cancels!

The Cen-Tex Smoker · November 2012

Wow. Nice place. Looks like Big Green Dave is selling his egg. Might be able pick up some sweet PeterV's with that if you dig around a little.

cazzy · November 2012

Bet you it would still cook a mean brisket! :P

Doc_Eggerton · November 2012

That is sad.

cazzy · November 2012

Could see VI doing alot of woking with this rig. He'd just place his wok right on top of the bucket! Lots of air flow!! B-)

The Cen-Tex Smoker · November 2012

Village Idiot said:

Hey Mickey. Why don't you buy it and give it as a prize for the person that travelled the farthest to the Salado Eggfest ?

That is very thoughtful VI. they are much easier to ship in pieces anyway.

The Cen-Tex Smoker · November 2012

cazzy said:

Bet you it would still cook a mean brisket! :P

I would try in the rusted out char broil first :))

bodski · November 2012

Wow. A real piece of eggscrement.

MJQ8 · November 2012

No, I have seen this. It is not as it appears. This is one of those tv shows where they re-create crime scenes. In this episode, they are trying to determine if Humpty Dumpty just fell or if he indeed was actually pushed.

nolaegghead · November 2012

There's trash all over the yard - do I see broken wine bottles, used condoms and hypodermic needles?! - must be Dave's mom's house!

SmokinDAWG82 · November 2012

Somebody ought to take a whuppin for letting that happen to an Egg

probe1957 · November 2012

The clown should file an insurance claim and remove the Egg from Ebay. I wouldn't take it for free.

The Cen-Tex Smoker · November 2012

probe1957 said:

The clown should file an insurance claim and remove the Egg from Ebay. I wouldn't take it for free.

Not feeling the "full coverage" vibe based on condition of home/yard/egg. he might be eating this one.

duck_hunter · November 2012

I just bought a LBGE on ebay and I am having a hard time with my low and slow cooks...

The Cen-Tex Smoker · November 2012

duck_hunter said:

I just bought a LBGE on ebay and I am having a hard time with my low and slow cooks...

Just can't seem to control the temps. I see that you guys all use the sliding door for the front hole, but what do you use for the giant back hole? Just curious..............

SmokinDAWG82 · November 2012

duck_hunter said:

I just bought a LBGE on ebay and I am having a hard time with my low and slow cooks...

Does it look like the one in these pictures?

Start a new thread and people will jump in to help, what kind of issues are you having?

nolaegghead · November 2012

I wasn't getting enough air through the damper so I just made a new hole in the back with a sledge hammer....

The Cen-Tex Smoker · November 2012

oh god. i didn't even look at all the pics. It has no fire box or ring. Just a rusty metal bucket to hold lump with some sort of zippylip gyro rig holding a grate above it. This thing is a real prize.

duck_hunter · November 2012

SmokinDAWG82 said:

duck_hunter said:

I just bought a LBGE on ebay and I am having a hard time with my low and slow cooks...

Does it look like the one in these pictures?

tongue fully in cheek

Start a new thread and people will jump in to help, what kind of issues are you having?

Browninggold · November 2012

So everyone is in agreement maybe my bid of $350 is too high?

Browninggold · November 2012

I thought the hole in back was kind of unique. Very ez to add wood chunks and lump.

nolaegghead · November 2012

broken? Hell, it's customized.

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