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Over half of your clothes are permanently stained with various rubs, sauces, and meat juices.
Eddie
Raleigh, NC
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There is a fest picture of you draped over an egg and not your spouse.
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You find a way to insert the word 'egg' into ordinary words :cheer:
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You strut through Sam's or Costco carrying cryo'd shoulders and briskets like small children.BrandonQuad Cities
"If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful." -
You wonder why there isn't an Egg emoticon on the Egghead forum :blink:
You have 1680 photos of food in 18 subdirectories on your photobucket account :unsure: -
You don't have time to fix things around the house, but you make time to build an Egg Table.
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more people know you by your forum name than your real name.....Judy
Covington, Louisiana USA -
... you read through all of these and actually get them.
I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!
MichaelCentral Connecticut -
Your friends and family start asking you what you are cooking for the 4th/any holiday 2 weeks before hand.
Friends and family ask if you are sick or something if you haven't posted a food pic on Facebook after a few days.Rowlett, Texas
Griffin's Grub or you can find me on Facebook
The Supreme Potentate, Sovereign Commander and Sultan of Wings
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You take pictures of your lump...in the shopping cart...in your trunk ...in your shed... under your bed.
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someone behind you mentions BBQ and you get whiplash turning around.
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Great post :laugh:
Even your kids look at you funny while taking pictures of your food.
And when you pass hot dogs in the store and think that is just not fun anymore. -
Someone asks about your Emergency Preparedness Kit and all you have in it is lump and its sitting next to your egg.
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can a yankee be an eggneck
you make bread bowls to serve campbells soup
your idea of an outdoor kitchen
while sitting in your outdoor kitchen you come up with a great solution to bugs at the drivein movie theatre
your dog hides his head in shame
lump stored in the living room
keg cooling system
your walking down the road and see grape vines and think, i can egg that
you smoke your cooked pasta, then make your pasta dish, then double smoke it
have a nice day, egg art
fukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it -
You go early to your doctor's appointment so you can strike up conversations with complete strangers and discuss the Big Green Egg. Then you give them a card and invite them to your house and an Eggfest.
Then the first thing the doctor asks you is, "What are you cooking today on your Big Green Egg?"
Finally, you don't care how long it takes because your BBQ Guru has everything under control.
Spring "Wanna See My Egg" Chicken
Spring Texas USA -
LAUGHING SO HARD TEARS RUNNING DOWN FACE :woohoo:
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That's funny!Molly
Colorado Springs
"Loney Queen"
"Respect your fellow human being, treat them fairly, disagree with them honestly, enjoy their friendship, explore your thoughts about one another candidly, work together for a common goal and help one another achieve it."
Bill Bradley; American hall of fame basketball player, Rhodes scholar, former U.S. Senator from New Jersey
LBGE, MBGE, SBGE , MiniBGE and a Mini Mini BGE -
30 seconds into a conversation with ANYBODY, you are explaining the Egghead Forum to them and advising them to log on!
John in the Willamette Valley of Oregon -
you go to the movies and the woman next to you turns to her friend and says, "does it smell like smoke in here to you?"
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You get PO'd when the forum is running slow light it is right now!LBGE AR SMALL BGE WOO RING
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You panic when you realize that you are on your last 40lbs bag of lump......
You can't go 24hrs without signing onto this forum...
You think a rub down is what you do to ribs...
You have more bottles of BBQ sauces than underware.... :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:SEE YOU IN FLORIDA, March 14th and 15th 2014 http://www.sunshinestateeggfest.com You must master temp, smoke, and time to achive moisture, taste, and texture! Visit www.bubbatim.com for BRISKET HELP -
Let's see (in no particular order)
1. You burn up silicone molds
2. You catch your grass on fire
3. You catch your shop vac on fire
4. You catch the bag of lump on fire
Did I miss anything? -
You had a custom grid that doubles as a spinner or flava-flav style pendant
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Are you bored?
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Shaddup and go back to work before I kick you off the team.
p.s. Don't forget to call uncle Jimmy tomorrow -
Go ahead. Kick me off the team. Just make sure you replace me with a generator and an alarm clock! :woohoo: :woohoo: Badump tis!
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I can find a new box runner and dishwasher. Have you practiced chicken at all?
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You have more bags of Royal Oak in your stash then fingers and toes.
Your neighbor comes over twice in one weekend to ask "When dinner will be served?"
You had the electrician add more outlets and lights in your outdoor cooking area. 500 watts of lights !Billy
Wilson, NC
Large BGE - WiFi Stoker - Thermapen - 250 Cookbooks -
Guilty as charged! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Blair
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WHO ME?SEE YOU IN FLORIDA, March 14th and 15th 2014 http://www.sunshinestateeggfest.com You must master temp, smoke, and time to achive moisture, taste, and texture! Visit www.bubbatim.com for BRISKET HELP
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