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Celibacy
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'
I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,
'Gold Medal All-Purpose, isn't it?'
And thus began my life of celibacy.........
Hey, it's cooking-related, isn't it?
:laugh:
I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!
MichaelComments
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:woohoo: :laugh: :laugh:
Pretty cute...
Merry Christmas.
Kent -
LOL
Thought you were gonna say bein' without your BGE for a week or two -
Thats when the fight started. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Nice joke.
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LMAO :silly:
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I can relate to that ... mor than you know!!
Too funny!!
GOOD EATS AND GOOD FRIENDS
DALE -
:laugh: :woohoo: Now, that's funny!!
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Great story! I laughed out loud and my wife thinks I'm crazy. :laugh:
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Ha that is funny! :laugh:
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LOL - I was wondering were the post was heading. That was good! :laugh:
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Thanks for the laugh!aka marysvilleksegghead
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Henny Youngman:
I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Bob Hope: When I wake up in the morning, I don’t feel anything until noon, and then it’s time for my nap -
Michael, Will you marry me?Molly
Colorado Springs
"Loney Queen"
"Respect your fellow human being, treat them fairly, disagree with them honestly, enjoy their friendship, explore your thoughts about one another candidly, work together for a common goal and help one another achieve it."
Bill Bradley; American hall of fame basketball player, Rhodes scholar, former U.S. Senator from New Jersey
LBGE, MBGE, SBGE , MiniBGE and a Mini Mini BGE -
:silly: :blink: :S :pinch: :laugh: TOO FUNNY! :laugh: :laugh:
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When I clicked on the thread, I thought it would be a heavy discussion! That's an original. Great laughs :laugh: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
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That's funny. Just told my wife. She laughed along with me but then asked if I really knew...lucked out on that one. :woohoo:Dave San Jose, CA The Duke of Loney
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I just read it to Cindy and she chuckled all the way out of the room. :laugh:
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Very funny!
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he he he :P
Thanks for the joke this mornin, starts my day off right. -
I love it.
It's great to see someone so in tune with their spouse.
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haha, I'd be fine with that. It's the other that would have me worried. :laugh:
I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!
MichaelCentral Connecticut -
More than I know, Dale? I don't think so. I'm the guy who bought his wife a rolling pin once upon a time! Birthday, Christmas - might have even been our first anniversary, though I hope I wasn't THAT stupid!! Hey, we were young, recently married, bunch of stuff we still needed. It's not like that was ALL I got her, though I honestly don't remember any of the other gifts - and neither does she! Hey, it's a great rolling pin, ball bearings and everything! :laugh: :laugh:
I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!
MichaelCentral Connecticut -
Dave, King Arthur, right? Glad you got it right! :laugh:
I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!
MichaelCentral Connecticut -
Was she also shaking her head and muttering, "Men... :pinch: " ?
I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!
MichaelCentral Connecticut -
Do you like Gold Medal AP? Or rolling pins? :laugh:
I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!
MichaelCentral Connecticut -
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