I was driving with my, soon to be, five year old grandson and he begins to tell me he can run faster then me. I said how do you know. He promptly replies because you are fat granddad. I said why am I fat. He then promply replies because your belly sticks out. He shows me by pulling his shirt out from his stomack and goes like this.
I will fix him no more McDonalds for him.
they do speak the truth