228 million Eggs recalled

Glad we are not talking about the BGE. Tim :ermm:

I understand recalls
Glad it's not BGE's.....

Sir, yes Sir!

You'd think they would have genetically improved the birds enough that they would not lay eggs with anti-human stuff in them.

Our eggs go through an extensive process of de-shelling, applied to a very hot surface that has been treated with an oily ingredient that instantly begins treating for impurities such as salmonella. Secret ingredients that include salts and peppers are generously applied at this time.

Proper temperature control allows for the colorful part of the egg to remain isolated and in a liquified state, even after being 180° vertically repositioned. A few seconds later the egg is removed and placed directly onto a culinary consumption device and sent immediatelly to one of our testers.

We performed this ritual here at the Chicken Ranch this very morning using the newly purchased gas-fed furnace that heats a large Griddle Q used for such testing. We also tested some Sus domestica slices as well as a combination of flour and meal that was infused with filtered surface water and heated in the shape of 6" discs upon the same Griddle Q. A liquified sugar concoction was generously drizzled over the discs to enhance the flavor. The results were succssful. All evidence of salmonella has been remov.... Wooops.. gotta run to the ................. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Spring "Never A Dull Moment Here At The Chicken Ranch" Chicken
Spring Texas USA

Maybe I should revisit my ritual of dipping my sukiyaki into a bowl of raw egg.

st!ke wrote:

you have the room to raise your own chickens? uyou could feel comfortable dipping in raw egg if you raised your own.

I've been thinking of that. Hens are pretty quiet, and without a rooster, I might escape the wrath of the Homeowner Assoc. Nazis.

That one enterprise could even be responsible for producing 228 million eggs to be on the market at one time is the crux of the problem. You cannot confine that many animals and not expect disease.

We have to decentralize farming. Now.

you have email!!

How might one get the elusive concoction?

I think I see from your "oops" picture why all the babes were hanging around.

"I'm back, baby!"