Hooters & Eggs

Spring Chicken · February 2010

Breaking News...

Hard times at Hooters
Can babes and wings cut it in this economy?
The Hooters restaurant chain is reportedly up for sale, desperate for cash as business has fizzled.

The restaurants -- known for waitresses wearing short-shorts and down-to-there tank tops -- could sell for more than $250 million, analysts tell The New York Post.

The Post reports that Hooters has hired North Point Advisors, a San Francisco investment bank, to help with the sale. The restaurant isn't officially commenting on rumors that it has been shopping itself to private-equity firms.

Here's what I'm think'n... We combine the growing popularity of Big Green Eggs with the always popular Hooters and add to the fun we're already having.

Who else is in with me?

The Chicken Ranch will be happy and pleased to serve as World Headquarters.

Spring "Always Thinking" Chicken
Spring Texas USA

Desert Oasis Woman · February 2010

Bordello may hve a few ideas -- and "friends" willing to help :evil:

Spring Chicken · February 2010

I have a feeling he will want to be VP of Hooter Inspection.

Spring "Qualifications Are Important" Chicken

Desert Oasis Woman · February 2010

:laugh: well, he sure seems qualified!!

Wise One · February 2010

We can even make it green. "Give a Hoot. Don't pollute. Eat at Hooters" I like the idea.

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Spring Chicken · February 2010

I've even come up with how we can finance the deal.

Every Egghead will buy at least one lottery ticket. The more lottery tickets an Egghead purchases, the higher up in the organization he will be.

We combine all those tickets and when we win we take the winnings and buy 'em lock, stock and hoots.

Spring "Finance Wizard" Chicken

Desert Oasis Woman · February 2010

nice leg, Wess! Spring Chicken sure doesn't have to look very far to get "qualified" investors in his lastest "Easy Road Retirement" scheme, err, idea!
He may be getting "teary eyed" already

Mickey · February 2010

Leroy put me in for Fifty Bucks. We could get Pete to do a cook and raise most of the rest :blink:

Weekend Warrior · February 2010

With 14,173 registered members, each one of us would have to pony up about $18K to cover the purchase and legal fees. I'm up for it! I wonder what kind of perks ownership would have? :evil: :woohoo:

Wise One · February 2010

Desert Oasis Woman · February 2010

can't see photo :(

Desert Oasis Woman · February 2010

:laugh: Weekend Romeo's back in action!!

Spring Chicken · February 2010

But the beauty of my plan is that it only takes one ticket to win enough for a down payment, with the remainder coming from increased sales due to us using Egg'd food.

BGE will probably want to jump on this too and they can provide the Eggs for all the restaurants.

I'm betting we can get volunteer Eggheads to go cook on 'em.

Promotions could include:

"Butts and Pork Chops Now At Hooters"

"Spatchcocked Chicks Now At Hooters"

"I Got My Pork Pulled At Hooters"

"Egg Green And Hooter Orange Go Well Together"

"Come To Hooters And Feast Your Eyes On An Egg"

I know.... I'm full of great ideas.

Spring "The Owl Of Opportunity Only Hoots Once" Chicken

Desert Oasis Woman · February 2010

has that man STILL NOT BEEN SLEEPING???

Spring Chicken · February 2010

Great idea.... Wes can be VP of Recruiting. He's a "hands-on" sort of manager.

Spring "Staff Is Almost In Position" Chicken

Car Wash Mike · February 2010

My ticker couldn't take it.

Mikr

Clay Q · February 2010

Those flesh colored leotards just don't cut it. We'll have to make'em green.

Mickey · February 2010

I just can't say what I am thinking Leroy about pulling pork :pinch:

Rusty Rooster · February 2010

Now you are trying to give a cut to the Jolly Green Giant!!

Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker · February 2010

i find your post to be sexist and prurient, serving only to make us all think of busty women in tight shirts and short shorts whose sole purpose is to show off their so-called "assets". and for no good reason other than to titillate. your post seems to say that perhaps women are there only to be looked at, ogled, and literally act as our "servants"

keep up the great work! :woohoo: :evil:

Spring Chicken · February 2010

$50.00 huh! That and $2,499,950.00 and you can own the whole thing yourself or wait to become partners with a million of your Egghead friends.

Think about it, we can let each location become a restaurant/Big Green Egg store. We can have Eggfests every weekend and encourage our Hooter's Grils to sell Big Green Eggs, Eggcessories, Lump, Smoking wood, Prime Meats and spices, Clothing, and of course Chicken Wings.

We can even build a custom Hooter Coach to set up at the NASCAR races so fans can enjoy their racing and Hooters too.

Spring "The Plan Is Coming Together" Chicken

ResQue · February 2010

That girl he has his left arm around is a friend of my wife. Never thought I would see her pic on this forum. Weird! :blink:

Spring Chicken · February 2010

You're welcome, I think...

Spring "Without Sex None Of Us Would Be Here" Chicken

Desert Oasis Woman · February 2010

:evil: after seeing Wess' leg, I'm thinking of him in a whole new light! He's not just a smart@$$

Big'un · February 2010

And your point would be......

Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker · February 2010

that you obviously didn't get the joke.

thanks for playing. no points this round.

Big'un · February 2010

Rory said he sees some similarity between the Hooters girls and the eggs. I don't think it's the color green.

WessB · February 2010

Waldorf Eggfest baby...and that would be yours truly doin the huggin...quite a few more pics of them in my 2006 Eggfest page on my website below...you REALLY never know what might happen at Waldorf Eggfest...Thanks Bill..was gonna look those up myself when I saw Leroy's post...

WessB · February 2010

Absolutely....count me in..LOL

WessB · February 2010

Fidel · February 2010

Those poor girls.

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