3:08 AM Forum Check

Good morning Eggheads and Briquetteheads and Gasheads.

Double-dose plumbing emergency. Didn't know about the second one until during the biofluid pressure release sequence I let fly a level 2 thunderdent. It probably would have been a level 3 if my seasonal allergy problem had kicked in about that same time. Most certainly some of the porcelain furniture in the maintenance facility would have been cracked.

Having successfully completed those duties I made my way to the food preparation area to perform the required refrigeration unit illuminator check. Working. That's a good thing, a really good thing. I don't cotton to being without a functioning interior illuminator ever again.

Ambled over to the exterior viewing portal to check security. Rodney Dangerbird is still in suspended audiomation. He is standing there at his post but his ability to sound the alarm has been curtailed until those in the know can determine his mental state. Now that he has reverted to his natural state he begins crowing as soon as dawn makes a little crack. Although there is some justification in getting the Ranch staff up and about early he forgets that the "Wake up Call...Wake up Call...Wake up Call..." sounds the same as "Intruder Alert...Intruder Alert...Intruder Alert..." Not to worry, Deputy Larry Ropa is covering until a decision is made as to Dangerbird's continued assignment as Chief of Security.

Then on to the Communications Center where 5 Members and 123 Guests apparently have little to report. Fine with me. I can use the time to recharge. I'm outta here.

Say goodnight Leroy.

Spring "It's Fun Being Me" Chicken
Spring Texas USA