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Love Thy Neighbor

Pork Butt Mike
Pork Butt Mike Posts: 2,584
edited November -0001 in EggHead Forum
Well I broke down tonight. Did something tonight that even surprised me. My lovely neighbor come walking around the connor of my house with a bucket of water. Now what was he going to do with that, I wonder.

I said what’s up, would you like to try some of my pulled pork. He stopped it his tracks and just stood there looking at me. Then gave me the good old finger and told me to go somewhere. At that time his wife come storming over and started to yell at her husband. I could not help but to start to laugh, I had to turn away. She kept telling him to apologize, but he would not. I said that’s ok I understand. He just a old frustrated old man. She look at me and said your right. I offered her some pull pork and he stormed into the house. She said thanks but no thanks he would be real mad then.
So now I wonder what was he going to do with the bucket of water. My one egg at that time was only about 240, and the small was around 450. Would that have cracked the eggs at that temp. I know I said I would not ever offer him anything to eat but from reading some of your post I figure I try to be nice.
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  • RRP
    RRP Posts: 26,455
    THAT is one scary story! Does that idiot own any guns, knifes, or sharp pencils? Do you own any pets? With a loser with a mentality like that living nearby I personally would keep my sheriff's number on speed dial!
    Re-gasketing the USA one yard at a time 
  • "Sparky"
    "Sparky" Posts: 6,024
    The water would not have hurt the egg at all.I have had mine at 400 before when a downpour came in.The water didn't do anything.It was really nice to offer him some pork though.He sounds like a very unhappy person.Keep offering it to him.It will make him more angry.That's the fun part. :laugh:
  • NibbleMeThis
    NibbleMeThis Posts: 2,295
    OK, you're right. At least you tried.

    Now it's time to bring out the big guns. Get your plate setter all gunked up real good and put him through a good self cleaning burn....those always smell pleasant :evil:
    Knoxville, TN
    Nibble Me This
  • Celtic Wolf
    Celtic Wolf Posts: 9,773
    I suspect that small might have cracked; however, if he did indeed have accomplished his mission he would have been the one in trouble with the law. Cranky old man or not I don't think he'd be happy with that situation.

    He'd have to buy you a new egg and pay fines for trespass and destruction of private property. Was he physically abused by a BBQ'n parent or somethin'?
  • RRP
    RRP Posts: 26,455
    LOL - that gives a whole new meaning to a smoke ring :laugh:
    Re-gasketing the USA one yard at a time 
  • Pharmeggist
    Pharmeggist Posts: 1,191
    Hi Mike,
    If I were to guess I think your neigbor has other issues going on in his life. Maybe let a day or two go by and try to talk to him. I won't go into details but I have had issues with one crazy lady over my minature Schnauzer. To make a long story short I talked to her and then bought an invisible fence. I haven't had any problems with KILLER. The lady absolutly hates dogs in general. My Dog wouldn't harm a flea. To hear her tell it I have a pack of rabid dogs. So my best advice would be to talk to your neighbor when things calm down a bit. If that doesn't work get a restraining order.
    ~Pharmeggist
  • The Naked Whiz
    The Naked Whiz Posts: 7,777
    We have a neighbor who is deathly afraid of dogs. She got her two small sons and herself up on top of the roof of her car because our other neighbor's 15-year old, blind, dying of cancer Shitzu was in the front yard just barking at the wind. It takes different kinds to make a village or whatever they say, lol!
    The Naked Whiz
  • Grandpas Grub
    Grandpas Grub Posts: 14,226
    Mike,

    Is there any other reason in your area that a person might be carrying a bucket of water other than to put on your eggs? If not this guy's really got himself worked up over your Q'in.

    I think it was in early colledge is the last time I gave someone the fickle finger of fate, not the last time I told someone to put their head where the sun don't shine though.

    There are some sort of funny posts and some serious posts , however, in this crazy world you had better protect your self and make sure you don't do anything that might be seen as provoking/threatening.

    Some thoughts...

    I would open a word file and begin to document with date and time, what you have shared with us and anyother thing that might be important which pertains to all this.

    You might want to call the police and ask them to come out and talk with you about this. Ask the police to go over an talk with this guy and explain that you are happy to offer home some eats (if you feel like it) but also warn the old coot that he is not to do anything to you, your family or property. Maybe have the office oppoligize to the wife that this had to be done.

    This will accomplish two things, police record of what transpired and let the old coot know you are not going to put up with his crap.

    As I said things are crazy out there. You have a family that could really be in potential danger.

    After the bucket deal this isn't funny any more and it shows you he has not problem in being somewhat physical in the situation.

    Looney Toones...

    I 'think' in most cases I can handle myself, however, when it comes to the wife, kids and grand kids I wouldn't hesitate to call Smith & Wesson to the rescue (depending on the situation).

    My 1¢ worth.

    Kent
  • Grandpas Grub
    Grandpas Grub Posts: 14,226
    Also, have a camera ready anytime he gets close to yoru property.

    GG
  • Egg Pirate
    Egg Pirate Posts: 114
    Hey Mike,

    I think you did the right thing. Offer them some food, be nice, try to get along. If that doesnt work, in the immortal words of Ronald Regan: 'Peace through Strength"

    then I'd get a restraining order.

    D
  • is that the same guy that called the sheriff on you?

    it's not a good situation for anyone
  • JLOCKHART29
    JLOCKHART29 Posts: 5,897
    I agree with the others. Thats scary. Its one thing for him to do something like that with you gone or something but quite another facing direct confrontation. Would watch any pets as who knows about that nut. You did the right thing but glad it was you and not me as they might have to read adjust my meds again after our "visit"!! :angry: :blink: :pinch:
  • tjv
    tjv Posts: 3,846
    time to round up all the woman living around the pond and draw straws......cause ya know, you ain't the only one he has problems with and there is honor in taking one for the team.....

    I'm sure his wife won't mind if it mellows him a bit....
    www.ceramicgrillstore.com ACGP, Inc.
  • Fidel
    Fidel Posts: 10,172
    You handled it a lot better than I would have, that's for sure.

    Unfortunately most of the advice others have given here make good sense. I say unfortunately because it is truly a shame that society has deteriorated to this point. Used to be that sweet smelling smoke in the air was an invitation for the neighbors to come over with some cold beers and wait for the goodies.

    I hate it for you - bad situation. I hope it turns out good for you. One thing I would add - put up a motion sensor security light if you don't have one. I wouldn't want that quack doing something silly under the cover of darkness.
  • This is a somewhat amusing thread from a 1000 miles away, but it really isn't funny at all. I think you are getting some good advice to protect yourself in the long term.

    I don't watch Judge Judy so let us know when the program will air.
  • Buster Dog BBQ
    Buster Dog BBQ Posts: 1,366
    Have you ever heard of the meat project? If not, google it. That will really get him going.
  • you know...
    that man has rights too. and he feels his are being violated right now. he called the law and they laughed at him. not good.

    hope this situation doesn't make the news.

    those houses are pretty close together. that's why i live on five acres.
  • Pork Butt Mike
    Pork Butt Mike Posts: 2,584
    Well thank you all for such good advice. I went back out tonight just to keep a eye on things and his wife came back out. I walk over and ask her what am I doing to make him so mad.

    She told me that she kinda got him all pissed off. I ask him why don't we get a BBQ like Mike he now has two. She said that set him off. I told him I am sorry if the smoke blows that way sometimes but I am not going to stop BBQing. She under stands that. I told her I like to talk to him and settle this once and for all.

    She said it's not me it's him. He just don't like people in general. I told her I am sorry to here that but I will have to call the police if he keeps this up. She said she will control him and please dont call she will handle him. So we will see what happens. I am calming down I guess in my old age. I told her if he does throw water on my BBQ's he could crack them and he will have to pay for a new one. When I mention how much they coast she told me he will not do that again. He is so cheap that would scare him. I kinda laugh. Then she laugh. So maybe this is over I hope and we can go on. Sorry to vent it out here. But do you really know your neighbors. That is the question.
  • Buster Dog BBQ
    Buster Dog BBQ Posts: 1,366
    I hear you. Unfortunately good neighbors are harder and harder to find. The main thing is you have to live next to them so you have to get a compromise and make the most of it.
  • Egg Pirate
    Egg Pirate Posts: 114
    I'm glad to hear things are looking a little better for ya. I have the opposite type of neighbor. Everytime they smell smoke, they lean way over the fence and ask"what are we having for dinner tonight" ? I guess it could be worse. I don't mind sharing. Now, if I could get their dumb dog to quit barking at me everytime I go out on my back deck!
  • stike
    stike Posts: 15,597
    when you say "old", how old is this guy? any chance this is a mental condition? and is there any back story? for him to come out and flip the bird and act that way without any on-going back story is more than a little unstable sounding.

    it sounds like the wife has been living like this for years. why would an anti-scoial fart live in a small community like that?

    ah well... if you have a resident board, and bylaws, you might want to read through them and see where you stand with regard to "common area" and all. can he come onto your 'property' like that? can you put up a fence, even a three foot high one? etc. etc.

    record the situation with them now, not just in a diary of sorts. just a letter. tough thing is to not escalate things. but you should document that another resident has been aggressive and literally threatened your property.
    ed egli avea del cul fatto trombetta -Dante
  • Beanie-Bean
    Beanie-Bean Posts: 3,092
    Mike,

    WOW! That is completely crazy of your neighbor to even think that he could do something like that. Got to commend you on your patience and tolerance levels. I hope that you are able to keep on doing what you love to do without having to worry about Old Crazy doing something he may live to regret.

    Best of luck to you on this situation.
  • Broc
    Broc Posts: 1,398
    I had a next door neighbor who used to dust off her house siding once a week. She had tree people come and cut off all our branches that infringed bu hanging over the property line, so there was a vertical "wall" of foliage. The trees looked like hedges!

    She became weirder and weirder -- and finally we learned she was progressing into Alzheimer's.

    My mother developed Alzheimer's after she passed 80... and she was a "mean" strange-old-lady. We no longer could communicate with her, and she didn't know who we were, but she was incredible mean-tempered.

    I tell my kids -- that's what they have to look forward to!

    Sorry about your mean old man.

    Just remember, it's his problem -- not yours...

    ~ Best

    ~ Broc
  • Eggtucky
    Eggtucky Posts: 2,746
    Pork Butt Mike wrote:
    But do you really know your neighbors. That is the question.

    No..sadly..most of us dont... :blink: :(
  • Broc
    Broc Posts: 1,398
    We had a neighbor-boy, 16-y-o, was was bonkers... preacher's kid. He used to cut off peoples' deck supports so they would collapse when they went out on them... and he sprayed KKK krap on peoples' houses.

    One day, he poisoned all our animals...

    There are some crazy people around...

    But most are nice -- fortunately.
  • Michael B
    Michael B Posts: 986
    Sounds like a Stealth Cam might be a good investment.
  • dhuffjr
    dhuffjr Posts: 3,182
    Man that is the truth. I really liked my neighbors at out old house. We are still close to them as they go to church with us. We are friendly with several at our new place too but the ones we were closest to moved thanks to Uncle Sam.

    Thanks to the internet our "Eggfriends" never move.
  • WileECoyote
    WileECoyote Posts: 516
    One thing to keep in mind: when living in a subdivision where the homes are fairly close to each other, the residents must maintain a certain degree of flexibility, patience, and tolerance in order to maintain a quality neighborhood. This ultimately means that compromises must be made from time to time for everyone to get along without conflict. Sure, there are laws and restrictive covenants, but they can't cover every scenario and when people live so close to each other there are bound to be lots of little or odd things which cause conflict.

    Don't get me wrong, I am totally pro-egg like everyone else here, but if I were living in a crowded subdivision then I would understand that some neighbors just don't appreciate the smell of a smoker even if most people would agree it smells great. Just the same as some people like loud music and others don't, some people like the smell of fresh grass and fertilizer while others don't, some like to stay up late while others are morning people, etc.

    So in this situation I might temporarily stop grilling or at least cut back and try to befriend the neighbor without bringing up the issue at all. Then after you are on decent speaking terms you could discuss the smoker topic and most likely the neighbor would tell you not to even worry about it. If they were still bothered by it then maybe you could find out why and make some adjustments to compromise. No, this isn't required by law and you should be able to do whatever you want, but it is the only real way to live in a subdivision if you want to have a high quality neighborhood. Instead of focusing on the law, entitlements, rights, etc. try to think "WWJD" or if you are not christian then think "WWAGD" (what would Andy Griffith do?) ;)

    Having stated all of the above, I must confess that the wife and I now live on 23 acres of wooded farm land which is completely isolated from any nearby homes, people, subdivisions, city limits, foot traffic, sidewalks, kids, etc. The main reason we picked this house was location: we were just fed up with nosey neighbors, restrictive covenants, neighborhood committees, snoops, oddball neighbors, door-to-door solicitors, etc. We can now safely do as we please without fear of intrusion without risk of offending others. I can even fire off a few hundred rounds for target practice in the back yard while waiting for the egg to come up to temp. So if you are like me then don't complain about the goofy neighbors and subdivision issues, just move to a new area with some land and do your own thing. :side:
  • Michael B
    Michael B Posts: 986
    WWJD? Feed them.
    WWAGD? Feed them.
    And Mike? Tried to feed them.

    ((pssst, Mike. They aren't orthodox Jews, are they? Pulled pork wouldn't go too far towards making friends if they live kosher. And you didn’t BBQ their cat? Good.))

    If the air circulation in the community is such that every time I fired up the Egg the smoke went straight at their windows or doors, I would try to change things around to eliminate that problem. Beyond that; there are some people who are perpetually pizzed at the world, and there is no pleasing them. For that kind of person, a stealth cam will leave no room for ‘my word against yours’ when they do vandalize your property.
  • Beli
    Beli Posts: 10,751
    Sorry Mike you are toooooooo much of a nice guy.....Your neighbor is just a laugh for a psiquiatrist....ffffff... him .