Advise on how to get anything decent off those park grills

womaus · March 2016

One of the best meals I've ever cooked was on a freestanding park grill. Used well aged oak we transported there, quite a bit of it (we were planning on spending the entire day there). Just need to get the fire bed good and wicked hot, lots of coals, keep feeding it. Did a bunch of good quality thick steaks. Was able to get multi zones easily, had access to one with back to back grills.

If your fire isn't suitable for the food, don't blame the fire, and don't blame the food.

Ozzie_Isaac · March 2016

nolaegghead said:

because no other species eats corn. Only humans.

BS. Deer eat corn, so do cattle, rabbits, and iguanas.

nolaegghead · March 2016

Ozzie_Isaac said:

nolaegghead said:

because no other species eats corn. Only humans.

BS. Deer eat corn, so do cattle, rabbits, and iguanas.

Yeah, right. Like, sure they do. In your corny dreams.

Ozzie_Isaac · March 2016

nolaegghead said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

nolaegghead said:

because no other species eats corn. Only humans.

BS. Deer eat corn, so do cattle, rabbits, and iguanas.

Yeah, right. Like, sure they do. In your corny dreams.

No for realz. Iza seed it wid my i'z.

DoubleEgger · March 2016

Seafood in aluminum foil.

tgs2401 · March 2016

johnmitchell said:

tgs2401 said:

Ever since a scouting trip to a State park where we discovered a pile of human excrement on the grid of one of these community grills, I will not go near them. Build a campfire and use a dutch oven or hot dogs on a stick, but avoid the camp grill at all costs......

I am interested to know how you identified it as human excrement.. .. Well not really..

Well, it smelled like sh*t, it looked like sh*t, ............

nolaegghead · March 2016

If you can't identify sh*t, you'll be mired in it your whole life.

500 · March 2016

I love how these conversations get derailed so easily.

thetrim · March 2016

Ozzie_Isaac said:

nolaegghead said:

because no other species eats corn. Only humans.

BS. Deer eat corn, so do cattle, rabbits, and iguanas.

Yeah, but have you ever seen a deer jump up on and take a dump on a campsite grill??? Didn't think so...

It's Friday. Good Friday. Way to keep it classy!!!

tgs2401 · March 2016

https://youtu.be/eY7ZX6ngOSs

tgs2401 · March 2016

As far as I'm concerned, any sh*t is a no go for me. Maybe some of you guys are more adventurous eaters than me

johnmitchell · March 2016

Hey @tarheelmatt said you could wrap a turd in Neese sausage and it would taste great.. Just saying..

tgs2401 · March 2016

Coming to Costco soon

nolaegghead · March 2016

just wrap whatever you cook in plenty of bacon. I gar-un-tee it'll taste good. Sh*t or no sh*t on the grate. (do scrape the grate first, however)

tgs2401 · March 2016

nolaegghead said:

just wrap whatever you cook in plenty of bacon. I gar-un-tee it'll taste good. Sh*t or no sh*t on the grate. (do scrape the grate first, however)

You cajuns will eat anything......

HeavyG · March 2016

tgs2401 said:

Ever since a scouting trip to a State park where we discovered a pile of human excrement on the grid of one of these community grills...

That's why you start off with a really big fire.

theyolksonyou · March 2016

Don't wrap shît in bacon. It'll give you the runs. I read that somewhere

500 · March 2016

UPDATE: The house had a rusted out Weber basic kettle. Handle rusted off, grid rusted. Called the rental company. They brought a new one over. Worked out pretty good. Grilled some pork tenderloins on it.

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