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Meat Eating Automatic Grate Cleaning Squirrel

danv23
danv23 Posts: 964
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I'll rent him out for $5 a day:



The Dude: This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

Cumming, GA
Eggs - XL, L, Small
Gasser - Blaze 5 Burner
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  • ar15203
    ar15203 Posts: 86
    That is a easy way to clean the grate!
    XLBGE, Egging in NH
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    The rabies will clean right up with a wire brush....
    ______________________________________________
    I love lamp..
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  • Hotch
    Hotch Posts: 3,564
    :o You may want to toss that grid out if that is a male squirrel. Doesn't look like acorns he is rubbing on that grid.
    Large BGE, MiniMAX BGE, 2 Mini BGE's, R&V Fryer, 36" Blackstone Griddle, Camp Chef Dual Burner 40K BTU Stove
    BGE Chiminea
    Prosper, TX
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    Oh my dog hates Mr. Squirrel enough as it is.....he would definitely be pissed about him munching on the grill.
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • danv23
    danv23 Posts: 964
    I see it as "compliments to the chef", but I will surely NEVER not get the grates hot, very hot, before I use them ever again.

    The Dude: This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

    Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

    Cumming, GA
    Eggs - XL, L, Small
    Gasser - Blaze 5 Burner
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  • SmokeyPitt
    SmokeyPitt Posts: 10,490
    He looks spatchcocked.  

    Which came first the chicken or the egg?  I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg. 

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  • CanadianAnvil
    CanadianAnvil Posts: 226
    Leaving the fur on makes for good bark!
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  • biggreenrob
    biggreenrob Posts: 194
    You may want to grill him up.  He looks like he fits that grid pretty nicely.
    LBGE | DigiQ | SW Cap | KAB | iGrill2 | CI PS | PSWoo2 | HQ Grid | Extender
    Mini Max | PartyQ | KAB | CGW 2-Tier (Mod) | Woo w/Stone | SW Cap (mod) | CI13 
    Location: NoVA
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  • paqman
    paqman Posts: 4,923
    LOL

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    Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage. •Niccolo Machiavelli
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  • jaydub58
    jaydub58 Posts: 2,167
    Okay, I'd like to rent him for two days.
    Does that cover his bus fare out to the Left Coast?
    John in the Willamette Valley of Oregon
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  • danv23
    danv23 Posts: 964
    biggreenrob said:
    You may want to grill him up.  He looks like he fits that grid pretty nicely.
    I'll leave a lot more meat on there to fatten him up.

    The Dude: This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

    Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

    Cumming, GA
    Eggs - XL, L, Small
    Gasser - Blaze 5 Burner
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,174
    On a side note, how do you keep the wall from getting gunk all over it? 
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    my reaction wasn't eeeeww, squirrel contaminating a grate.  I was immediately wondering how far away I would have to be so the pellet doesn't go through to the house, and how accurate am I going to be from that distance so I don't buy a new window
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • anton
    anton Posts: 1,813
    I locked this bastard out
     Using a MBGE,woo/w stone,livin' in  Hayward California," The Heart Of The Bay "
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  • Langner91
    Langner91 Posts: 2,120

    Dang, Squirrel and Brown Gravy on the Egg.  Wrap that little bugger in Bacon and go low and slow...

    The worst part about eating a squirrel is getting their fur off. 

    Clinton, Iowa
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  • danv23
    danv23 Posts: 964
    DoubleEgger said:
    On a side note, how do you keep the wall from getting gunk all over it? 
    Great question, to which I have no answer, other than he eats it before it has a chance to make a mess?  It is under an overhang, so that's probably the real answer.

    The Dude: This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

    Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

    Cumming, GA
    Eggs - XL, L, Small
    Gasser - Blaze 5 Burner
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  • danv23
    danv23 Posts: 964

    anton said:
    I locked this bastard out
    Looks like lick marks on the platesetter!

    The Dude: This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

    Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

    Cumming, GA
    Eggs - XL, L, Small
    Gasser - Blaze 5 Burner
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  • RRP
    RRP Posts: 26,455
    Hmmmm - the pointed snout on my cleaning assistant gets deeper down in my cast iron grate grooves - maybe we can tag team them!

    Re-gasketing the USA one yard at a time 
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  • anton
    anton Posts: 1,813
    danv23 said:

    anton said:
    I locked this bastard out
    Looks like lick marks on the platesetter!
    Dammit, you're right! That fiend!

     Using a MBGE,woo/w stone,livin' in  Hayward California," The Heart Of The Bay "
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  • biggreenrob
    biggreenrob Posts: 194
    RRP said:
    Hmmmm - the pointed snout on my cleaning assistant gets deeper down in my cast iron grate grooves - maybe we can tag team them!

    It's just a matter of time before someone slaps a logo on it and sells it as a 'revolutionary cleaning technology'.
    LBGE | DigiQ | SW Cap | KAB | iGrill2 | CI PS | PSWoo2 | HQ Grid | Extender
    Mini Max | PartyQ | KAB | CGW 2-Tier (Mod) | Woo w/Stone | SW Cap (mod) | CI13 
    Location: NoVA
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  • biggreenrob
    biggreenrob Posts: 194
    LBGE | DigiQ | SW Cap | KAB | iGrill2 | CI PS | PSWoo2 | HQ Grid | Extender
    Mini Max | PartyQ | KAB | CGW 2-Tier (Mod) | Woo w/Stone | SW Cap (mod) | CI13 
    Location: NoVA
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  • TheManBehindTheMask
    TheManBehindTheMask Posts: 161
    cool
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  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
    How dare that squirrel pull this stunt today vs Friday. Sheesh! :lol: 
    LBGE 2013 & MM 2014
    Die Hard HUSKER & BRONCO FAN
    Flying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL
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