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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,676
    Likely story.  My guess is that was the explanation he gave to his wife about the glitter and perfume on him.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    Sir, could you describe the perpetrator? 

    Yes, she was wearing a garter, g string and really high heels. 

    What color eyes? Hair?

    i didn't realize she had a face, sorry. 
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  • Photo Egg
    Photo Egg Posts: 12,137
    "the female bumped him with her breasts...He indicated that he felt he was assaulted.”
    In Texas that is called a Lap Dance…lol
    Thank you,
    Darian

    Galveston Texas
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,676
    Pictures or it didn't happen

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • DieselkW
    DieselkW Posts: 915
    I don't care how big her "assault weapons" are, you leave the line you lose your place without asking nicely and getting agreement BEFORE you walk away.

    Indianapolis, IN

    BBQ is a celebration of culture in America. It is the closest thing we have to the wines and cheeses of Europe. 

    Drive a few hundred miles in any direction, and the experience changes dramatically. 



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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    If I could get back all the time and money I spent trying to get assaulted by a woman's breasts I'd be retired by now.

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

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    Peachtree Corners, GA
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  • THEBuckeye
    THEBuckeye Posts: 4,232
    I can't wait for the drinking to start. 

    Best yet? @Ozzie_Isaac: "Pictures or it didn't happen". 
    New Albany, Ohio 

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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,175
    If you've ever been to the Clairmont Lounge, you'll know that you CAN get assaulted by some ginormous boobs. 
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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    Ahhhhh Clairmont Lounge.......home of the dancing C-Section scars.

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

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    Peachtree Corners, GA
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,175
    And crushed beer cans.... Good times! 
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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    Clairmont was one of the few "Gentleman's" clubs we could get in with bad fake ID's.

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

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    Peachtree Corners, GA
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  • WeberWho
    WeberWho Posts: 11,530
    edited March 2015
    My buddy received a swollen black eye from a milk wagon on his 18th birthday lap dance at the jiggly joint.  Try explaining to your parents how you got a black eye on a school night!  Good laughs
    "The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan

    Minnesota
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  • Mross
    Mross Posts: 338
    I told my wife to just let it go. But nooo she just had to assault that poor guy!
    Duncan, SC
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  • DaveRichardson
    DaveRichardson Posts: 2,324
    Clairmont Lounge.....  Ain't enough antibiotics on earth to get me back in there....  And those C-section scars are at least 30 years old; yes, I said the SCARS are 30 years old....

    Makes me think back to the movie, The Lorax, when he says, "That's a woman!"

    LBGE since 2014

    Griffin, GA 

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