So how do you smoke a cat?

A tasty tenor solo, done on a pentatonic scale but with FEELING, man.   B-)

I smoked a beagle once. She kept jumping on my furniture.

First you have to brine it until it stops moving...

Contrary to common belief. Smoking a cat requires patience and ninja like reflexes. One first must choose which end to smoke from. The anterior can prove difficult as most feline have a set of razor sharp claws and a mouthful of needle like teeth. Should you have a cooperative feline it may be noted that them embedding their claws into your fleshy cheeks is advantageous for securing the feline in a suitable smoking position however painful it proves to be short lived once the subject sees the ignition device. I not sure why but most felines have a deep rooted fear of flame

The posterior in my experience proves a far easier choice for suitable smoking. You will of course be ridiculed for having your face in a cats ass...Ive often wondered if this is where the term "it's the cats ass" comes from. It is clear that hanging on to and lighting also proves difficult. Once lit, nothing smokes like a fresh cat. Good luck in your endeavor.

Like everything first step is to wrap in bacon:

have dog tree cat, start with a small fire at the base of the tree. birch trees have a nice smoke that goes well with cat

DieselkW said:

You smoke a cat the same way you tuna piano.

How do you "tuna piano"?

First you have to skin it, and theres more than one way.

I thought you were supposed to boil them Fatal Attraction style. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ecWhXP2jM28

http://time.com/3695063/cats-vietnam-buried-alive/

We have two inside and two outside. All 4 are pains in the asses. Can't egg without them in the way

Funny