When you hear "Chop Chop!", that means: Take Your Time.

Pork Chops.  How I do it.

Take the time to marinate your center-cut pork chops overnight.  Remember to enhance the marinating by scoring/gashing.

Next day, let the rub sit for a coupla hours.

Man can not live by chops alone, so remember to smoke some

'Baby Dutch Yellow Potatoes' done up Hasselback style and wrapped in bacon.

When it's time . . .

Sear 'em!  Sear 'em!

So . . .

At this point, my reputedly better half comes onto the deck and says, "What about the salmon?"

A lesser man might have questioned the lovely lady's timing.

However, being an experienced husband of 34 years, I wisely put the plate setter back in and  . . .

Over three decades of marriage has taught me to shrug  :-??  and have a nice day.

So I did.

Hope y'all had a good day too!