Green egg recent cooks

Fried these up this morning..green egg style. I used rhino piss for a deglaze and whiskey to calm my nerves before I killed the chickens. Btw I learned that the chickens will lay the eggs and killing them isn't necessary to get the eggs out. Sadly I choked the chicken. Slow at first and then faster till the egg was ready to explode out everywhere. I may have to explain this to the police when they come to investigate my relations with the mayors daughter, so I'm letting you all know now.