The Pope in The United States
On a trip to the U.S., the PopeMobile was jostled sufficiently that it required some minor repairs.
Until they were completed, a stretch limo was rented for a trip to a nearby city.
En route, the Pope said to the driver that he had never driven something like this and could he take the wheel for a while? The driver said "You're the Pope" and they changed places.
The Pope found driving a stretch limo a different, engrossing, and somewhat exhilarating experience, with the result that his foot got a little too heavy on the gas.
After a little while there was a siren behind them and the Pope pulled over.
The deputy came up to the limo, took one look at the driver, raced back to his car, and got on the radio.
"Sheriff, I've really done it this time!"
"Well, have you pulled over the Senator again?"
"No, bigger than that."
"No. bigger than that."
"Not the President of the United States!."
"No, bigger than that!"
"Well, who is it then?"
"I don't know, but the Pope is his chauffeur!"