2:13 AM Forum Check

Spring Chicken

Good morning heavy smokers. 'tis me again making my appointed rounds.

No, the plumbing alarm did not alert me to a possible malfunction. I automatically re-activated when I achieved 100% recharge and now have assumed full duties. However, as a precaution I did perform a plumbing check and released a small amount of bio-fluid which should be sufficient to forestall any further action.

I also performed the refrigerator light check and it is fully operational.

I also checked with Rodney Dangerbird regarding perimeter security and he waved his assurance that all is well.

And I looked to see if the package had arrived from Nigeria as promised. It hasn't but I received a priority email saying that the package was sent but is now hung up in Nigerian customs where the law requires the addressee pay a small processing fee of 5% of the contents value, or in this instance $5,000.00 US. I suppose that's a small price to pay for what amounts to $10,000,00 Naira. I wonder how much that is??? No matter, I emailed back authorization to remove that amount from the package in order to save time. For some reason they prefer to receive the $5,000.00 US rather than break the seal on the package. Why do I have the feeling they may be up to no good? I will discuss this matter with Rodney Dangerbird.

A check of the Forum indicates 4 Members and 227 Guests are activated. That's enough to cover in my absence so I will therefore return to the recharging unit and switch it to Hibernate mode.

Say goodnight Leroy.

Spring "Visions Of Naira's Dancing In My Head" Chicken
Spring Texas USA