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The BGEgger in Kentucky --

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Broc
Broc Posts: 1,398
edited November -1 in EggHead Forum
A BGEgger owned a small farm in Kentucky.

The Kentucky State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's cook who has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. As an extra bonus, he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," said the agent.

"That would be me," replied the Egger.