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HOSS\'A\'Loney Salad - The Bomb!!!

LFGEnergyLFGEnergy Posts: 618
edited 4:01PM in EggHead Forum
First, my respects and accolades to HOSS for the idea of the Hoss’A’Loney Salad, and his encouragement to me to go forth, and “Jack it Up!!!”

Below is a first try experiment that, frankly, was amazing!!!!!!!!!!

So, here is my first try (obviously you can proportion up for larger groups, or change as you like). :

Into the Egg…

1 lb Boars Head Loney (no, not beef, but the REAL loney).
2 slices sweet onion (you can go ½ inch thick)
1 jalapeno, deseeded, sliced in half
DP Raging River coating Loney

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Slice the Loney into ¾ to 1 inch cubes, and hit it hard with the Raging River.
All goes on indirect, 350, 45 minutes, and I used some pecan chips for flavor…..Looking for a nice crust on Loney.

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Sauce…

OK, so a few Bud Lights had kicked in, so we have to go proportions…..

About….(and remember, this is per pound of loney)

3 big TBS mayo
2 big TBS coarse ground mustard (coarser the better)
2 (light) TBS Franks Red Hot sauce (HAS to be the FRANKS!!!!). Start with less if not hot sauce fan, you can always add more.
1 (small, uncooked) jalapeno, chopped (same as Franks, start light if not fan, you can always add more). This is in addition to the jalapeno cooking on the egg right now.

Making the Magic…..

I coarse chopped everything (loney first and into mixing pan, and then cooked onions/jalapeno and raw jalapeno chopped and blended into the sauce) using the slapper chopper, and combined. Then placed in Fridge for 2 hours (min) to get happy.

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Results? Slap yo’ Momma GOOD!!!!! Note that final product, in proportions above, is not “over-saucy”.

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Would I change anything – next time I would cook enough loney, onions and peppers to make a body rub out of for attracting the wifey!!!! Also, celery might be nice…

This would be a HUGE hit for any holiday party....Guaranteed!!!!!

Happy Holidays.
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  • cookn bikercookn biker Posts: 13,407
    I do believe you need to be added to the loney club!! Nicely done Dave!!
    Molly
    Colorado Springs
    "Loney Queen"
    "Respect your fellow human being, treat them fairly, disagree with them honestly, enjoy their friendship, explore your thoughts about one another candidly, work together for a common goal and help one another achieve it."
    Bill Bradley; American hall of fame basketball player, Rhodes scholar, former U.S. Senator from New Jersey
    LBGE, MBGE, SBGE , MiniBGE and a Mini Mini BGE
  • I am not worthy.....Thanks Molly!!!

    Kind regards,
  • elzbthelzbth Posts: 2,075
    Incredible. Just goes to show what a little imagination (and beer) will do for you!!!! I'm not converted to this "dark side", but am in awe nonetheless. :laugh:
  • Give it a try....

    Three 1/3 lb slices (about 1/2 inch), $5 at most, Boars Head, 45 minutes while something else is cooking (300 to 350F, indirect, with some wood for smoke). You will be AMAZED :woohoo: . I was shocked at huge flavor loney takes on with some smoke and heat.

    Try it!!!! Join us newbies walking down the long, poorly lit hall to the dark side.... :( :ermm: :whistle: :woohoo:
  • HossHoss Posts: 14,600
    You,Sir,are a MAN anong MEN!!! Go forth and DO NOT be intimidated by the Naysayers. ;) Please the Court and choose your name in the Royal Court of 'Loney!!! BTW it's EVEN BETTER when you're DRUNK!!! :laugh: B) :)So I've been told! :blush: B).......BTW.email me your address and I will send YOU a Certified 'Loney pin to display to the WORLD! :)
  • Sir,

    I am honored for the invitation to join the notables in the Royal Court of the Loney. This is an honor I do not take lightly, and will chose my name accordingly. Not a Knight, a King or a Warrior, but a Servant to the flavor and enchanment of the Loney. So, My choice of names, if befitting and acceptable to the Court shall be....

    HHmmm, going to have to sleep on this one!!!! Loney Lethargy kicking in.....

    More to follow!

    Kind regards :lol: :lol:

    Dave
  • HossHoss Posts: 14,600
    :laugh: B) ;)
  • In a fit of restless sleep I awoke to my name....as I shall be called.....

    Dave the Rotund...Lover of Loney!

    So I shall be known, if acceptable to the Court :silly: :lol: .
  • HossHoss Posts: 14,600
    ;) B) The final vote must be decided by the King and Queen.I hereby nominate you to the Royal Court....as..Dave the Rotund...Lover of 'Loney! What say ye King Richard and Queen Molly??? Dude,you do know you have to put that in your signature,Don't ya??? :) :laugh: ;)
  • I just call them like I see them!!!!

    Thanks again :lol: :silly: :P !
  • HossHoss Posts: 14,600
    Thanks for tryin it! Some won't even tread there!Ya never know,do ya??? :) Like SILLY kids that say,"I don't like that." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ;)
  • hornhonkhornhonk Posts: 3,841
    What an honorable addition to the Court! I welcome you, Dave the Rotund, Lover of 'Loney. :)
  • HossHoss Posts: 14,600
    VERY Nobel,First Knight!I would expect no less from a member of you're stature. ;) Thought I better throw in the OT before the natives got restless and complained. ;)
  • hornhonkhornhonk Posts: 3,841
    Does this mean I get a jar of LaHossa? :woohoo:
  • Richard FlRichard Fl Posts: 8,150
    Sounds great. Now if my queen will cast her vote it will be shouted throught the land. Welcome to the court.
  • JLOCKHART29JLOCKHART29 Posts: 5,897
    The ways people come up with to use bolonie...body rub!! :laugh: :laugh: Very innovative way seriously to use it as a dip!
  • LDDLDD Posts: 1,225
    Hoss wrote:
    ... Dude,you do know you have to put that in your signature,Don't ya??? :) :laugh: ;)


    LMAO
    context is important :)
  • Wow--I'm so transfixed by the use of the "slap-chop" I can't look at the loney.
  • I like it. The last pic says it all. Please bring some over for Thanksgiving!
    Happily egging on my original large BGE since 1996... now the owner of 6 eggs. Call me crazy, everyone else does!
  • If you are laughing....my job here is through :lol: :lol: :lol: .

    Good times.....
  • cookn bikercookn biker Posts: 13,407
    I vote yes! ;)
    Molly
    Colorado Springs
    "Loney Queen"
    "Respect your fellow human being, treat them fairly, disagree with them honestly, enjoy their friendship, explore your thoughts about one another candidly, work together for a common goal and help one another achieve it."
    Bill Bradley; American hall of fame basketball player, Rhodes scholar, former U.S. Senator from New Jersey
    LBGE, MBGE, SBGE , MiniBGE and a Mini Mini BGE
  • This is becoming a sub cult! I for one will resist until the very end.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • Come on, Steve. They could always use a Jester. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Or maybe a "Wizard" would suit you better.... ;)
  • Clark,

    Anything but loney :sick:

    Steve

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • You're so good with Eastern dishes, how about some Loney satay, or a good loney curry dish? All those spices you mix up and cook with would do a great number on a chub of 'Loney! :whistle:
  • It would still be loney, maybe taste better but that is what it would be.

    Steve

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • FlaPoolmanFlaPoolman Posts: 11,672
    Awww come on and "chub up" and make a batch,, you can even use PBM's egg :whistle:
  • SmokeyPittSmokeyPitt Posts: 9,447
    That looks great Dave. I have not done loney yet, but your post has inspired me. My next cook shall include some chub. I think I'm going to just start with the basics and work my way up to this loney masterpiece.


    Which came first the chicken or the egg?  I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg. 

  • hornhonkhornhonk Posts: 3,841
    That's the spirit, SmokeyPitt! ;)
  • Richard FlRichard Fl Posts: 8,150
    We have a nominee for the LONEY Court Jester, he will just not step forward and eggcept the award.

    http://www.eggheadforum.com/index.php?option=com_simpleboard&func=view&id=979904&catid=1
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