Pretend you just finished egging 100 chicken wings for your niece's graduation party. You meticulously cut off the tips then cutting the wing into two pieces and applied Carnivore rub, Tsunami Spin, and Swamp Venon and egged the wings in two batches. When the second batch was done, you brought the tray from the fridge with the 1st batch, then add the second batch off the egg. Then, like a good egger, you cleaned off your grate. While cleaning the grate, you placed the loaded tray of wings on a table next to the egg.
This is where the dilemma arises. After cleaning the grate, you turn around and notice your sister's puppy dog, Coco (whom you are dogsitting) has a chicken wing in her mouth.
The culprit:
The pilfered wing:
Sleeping dog:
What would you do?
a. Go to the party, serve the wings, but don't eat any yourself.
b. Spend 4 hours or more preparing more wings.
c. Make a hot dog out of Coco.....and serve.
1. a only
2. b only
3. c only
4. a and c
5. b and c
6. none of the above
Comments
I'd Get some tequila or any spirits you have around, & flambé all the wings...better to have them drunk than sick.... :laugh:
I'd serve the wings, eat a few, and de-bone one for the cute pooch.
And don't you DARE hurt Coco!
I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!
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MichaelAt the party when all the wings are gone tell everyone that the pup licked the wings while your back was turned. :laugh:
Coco looks like a very nice pup.
I still chuckle from the video , animal cruelty.
Brian
A little dog spit never hurt anyone.
If he licked them all, then you have 4 more hours of work!
If he just snagged a few on the edge, then take them and eat some with the others!
If Coco is the neice's dog, then you have probably had dog spit on your food over there already
Didn't phase her one bit :laugh:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/357938/
Also, this is funny:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81478142/?lt=ep
Cooked bones are not good for dogs, but you could have given her a raw one with no problems. Or pulled the meat off a cooked one (or two).
Cute puppy, and what a good dog for only touching the one wing and not licking the others!
I hope everyone was able to enjoy your wings
Shane
my very best memory of my Nana when I was a little girl was helping her fix thanksgiving dinner one year and she had a huge goose she had just finished plucking and cleaning and it was sitting on the kitchen counter. she cooked on a old wood stove and was getting it set to go and we heard a huge thump! her big tom cat had jumped up on the counter and pulled that bird down and was gnawing on the wing!! :woohoo: Nana scoop that thing up so fast and into the sink and said "that did not just happen" and I knew I never saw a thing
I'm sure we've all had worse!