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BBQing -- wife's perspective!?!

Peter CreaseyPeter Creasey Posts: 253
edited 12:25AM in EggHead Forum
BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three yard exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

Comments

  • :whistle: uh hu...and how long have you been alone? :ohmy:
  • "Sparky""Sparky" Posts: 6,024
    I don't get it :whistle: :blush: Let me ask my wife for her opinion......NOT!!! :P :laugh:
  • Little ChefLittle Chef Posts: 4,725
    And I thought Rosie died when they stopped writing the Jetsons.... :woohoo: :woohoo: Either that or you are planning a very long, single life.... :whistle:
  • BordelloBordello Posts: 5,926
    Sorry,
    Your're in DEEP DOO,DOO :(


    :lol:
    Good Luck,
    Bordello
  • HossHoss Posts: 14,600
    :laugh: ROFLMAO!!!!! :laugh: :evil:
  • AnnaGAnnaG Posts: 1,104
    You are a very wise man! :)
  • skihornskihorn Posts: 600
    I have seen that before and find it hilarious - mostly because there is a lot of truth behind it in a lot of families. Not mine. (I have always done at least half of the cooking, clean up etc in the kitchen and all of the outside cooking.) In fact, I would bet there is less truth to it with Eggheads than the general population. Eggheads are more likely to take the whole meal more seriously and have a hands on approach. Just a hunch.

    Freddie
    League City, TX
  • loco_engrloco_engr Posts: 3,673
    Wife's Apron after couple of decades of me asking and her answering :laugh:

    MarysApron.jpg
  • PhilsGrillPhilsGrill Posts: 2,256
    Have you heard of 'lead balloon'?
  • JCinGAJCinGA Posts: 139
    My brothers and I ate a lot of "I don't know" when we were growing up. I don't remember what it tasted like but do know we ate a lot of it.

    Jim
    JCin GA
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