My Egg's name

Unknown

Even though I do not yet actually have my BGE safely on my deck (awaiting delivery), I have decided on a name. He shall be called "BRUCE!" This is short for the Italian 'bruciare" which means "to burn, flame or sear." Also in the Celtic, Bruce means "woods or thicket."
Surely I'm not the only one to name their important appliances. What do you call your Egg?

Sundown

alb,[p]Egg

Celtic Wolf

alb,[p] My XL is Humpty cause he had a great fall[p] The 2 LBGEs are Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum though I may renamed them.[p] The Small is Miss Penny.

badbruce

alb,
All the other Eggs in the neighborhood will be calling him
'Brucie'said with a decided lisp.
I'm tellin' ya man don't do it.
Your Eggs gonna grow up with personality disorders.
Name him Bob, Ralph, Sue anything but Bruce.
Lol,
bruce

BlueSmoke

alb,
Ms. Egg is the big mama on the patio; next to her is Lenny Small, and finally Eggbert the mini.[p]Ken

Dimple's Mom

BlueSmoke,[p]Eggbert - love it![p]Gwen

Dimple's Mom

alb,[p]My large is Dimples. I hope to get a small someday so will have to come up a name for him. (I like Eggbert!)[p]Gwen

BluesnBBQ

Mine is "Miss Edie," named after the John Waters character who was obsessed with eggs (but not big green ones).

Unknown

<p />alb,
my medium egg is martha.[p]her future mate will me mario.[p]mario and martha, the big green eggs.

SouthOfI10

alb,

Rusty Rooster

alb,
G2E2
Think about it

Ed

alb,[p]Every time I hear the name "Bruce" I think of the following Monty Python sketch.
[ul][li]Bruces sketch[/ul]

Gene613

alb,
Fatman large and Little Boy for the Mini

Crimsongator

Mine were named by my wife and son. I have 2 large eggs. The first one we got was named "Eggsmerelda" and the newest is "Eggslizabeth"

For everyday use, I have shortened it to Mary and Lizzie

Gene

Nature Boy

alb,
I call my eggs the mini, the small, the medium, the large, and the XL. Nobody get's confused. I also think of Monty Python when you say Bruce. "You mind if we call you Bruce to keep it clear?" [p]Beers
Chris

Unknown

Gene613,
I like those!

Metalhead

alb,
Large is GRegg Sr. and small is GRegg Jr. they are both ladies w/funny names

Unknown

Ed,
What doe you mean, Eeewww? I don"t like spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! (Bloody Vikings!)[p]I knew you Eggers were my kind of people![p]Bruce he is and Bruce he shall remain. Bruciare!!

[ul][li]spam skit[/ul]

TRex

alb,[p]I have two mediums, "Gregg 1" and "Gregg 3", a small, "Pearl", and a mini, which just goes by "Mini."[p]TRex

Pharmeggist

alb,
My boy "Oscar" is a large BGE. He is one large green grillin and smokin machine!

WoodChuck

alb,
My Lg BGE is named ...... mEGGan! I am consulting a couple of friends of mine to inquire on how to paint this on with special paint on the ceramic lid! I need yellow for the yolks and that color is hard to come by in High Temperature Paint! I would also like to put some racing red flames on her sides![p]Let's ALL RAISE the BAR - B - Q!

EGGOMANIAC

alb,[p]Bruce it B. Be nice to have a sticky with grill names posted (backflash suit adorned)[p]E"still seekin name'OM[p]

chuckls

<p />rib cook prep

thirdeye

<p />chuckls,[p]I call mine the same. Hmmm, wonder why...[p]~thirdeye~

Crab leg

alb,
Large is Humpty, and small is Dumpty.
I hope they never fall.
Seth

WooDoggies

<p />alb,[p]Mine don't have names but they do have the names of their owners on the handles.... courtesy of Mr Good Karma himself... Lawn Ranger. Thanks Mike![p][p][p]
john

J Appledog

thirdeye, We have Fat Men and Little Boy. They are called this because my mother came to visit once. (She's actually been here twice in 20 years). She asked if we were going to cook "on one of those green bombs." JCA

hayhonker

alb,[p]I call mine Lumpty.

J Appledog

WoodChuck, Team Cedar Grilling, in Canada, has many BGEs painted with their sponsor's logo. Maybe you should check the Canadian forum, eh? JCA

[ul][li]BBQ Talk[/ul]

Young Gun

thirdeye,
You must be in the x-ray business. Not to many people have survey meters at home. I am an x-xray hand. I am no an API inspector.