Guess the car w/bumper sticker

Ozzie_Isaac

Saw this bumper sticker today, made me almost spit out my coffee.  After thinking, realized it fit the vehicle/driver perfectly.  Any guesses on vehicle?

Battleborn

2008 Nissan Altima, three hubcaps and a different colored hood. 

Ozzie_Isaac

Battleborn said:

2008 Nissan Altima, three hubcaps and a different colored hood. 

Haha!  That may actually be the perfect car.  Freaking Altima is the star of so many criminal car videos!  However, not what I saw it on today.

Legume

Golf cart?

JohnInCarolina

Hummer?

Gulfcoastguy

A Lincoln land yacht.

bbracey21

Dodge Ram single cab. Maybe mid to late 90’s model. 

TechsasJim

2001 Caddy (pick any model) with paper plates 

dbCooper

Road maintenance crew vehicle?

Ozzie_Isaac

bbracey21 said:

Dodge Ram single cab. Maybe mid to late 90’s model. 

Nailed it!! Driver with muscle T on, mustache, and Viper Sunglasses

Ozzie_Isaac

All good guesses!  But @bbracey21 got it!  I appreciate the participation.

JohnnyTarheel

That's his truck.....

JohnfromKentucky

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Saw this bumper sticker today, made me almost spit out my coffee.  After thinking, realized it fit the vehicle/driver perfectly.  Any guesses on vehicle?

This one?

Gulfcoastguy

kl8ton

Did you google that bumper sticker phrase?  Good luck with future ads on your phone. 

kl8ton

If you googled that on the wife's phone. . .  strong play right there.

dmchicago

2017 Mercedes GLE 350
Texas plates 
last digits 6749

i am sorry you saw me. 

Ozzie_Isaac

kl8ton said:

Did you google that bumper sticker phrase?  Good luck with future ads on your phone. 

Hope incognito mode works!

Ozzie_Isaac

GrateEggspectations

caliking

I’ll play. 

Spotted last week. In the front parking lot of a kids’ doctor’s office. Backed in, so that the kids walking in would likely read it. 

Keepin’ it real, and classy. As usual. 

alaskanassasin

GrateEggspectations said:

I bone my dog?

BigreenGreg

alaskanassasin said:

GrateEggspectations said:

I bone my dog?

I don’t know the truck but the State is Alabama

Ozzie_Isaac

caliking said:

I’ll play. 

Spotted last week. In the front parking lot of a kids’ doctor’s office. Backed in, so that the kids walking in would likely read it. 

Keepin’ it real, and classy. As usual. 

Love the subtle "selfie" over the shoulder shot.

Here is one I saw earlier this year, much more school line appropriate.

TEXASBGE2018

My other personal white trash favorite is the "baby up in this b!tch" stickers.

Ozzie_Isaac

Trying to figure out what possible appropriate thing this could mean.

Langner91

Colgate-Palmolive (NYSE CL) TeaMSTeR.  Dude drives truck for the Colgate company.  I am not sure what else it could be?  LOL!

Langner91

Alternately, could be a person who used to run the Charlotte - Douglas International Airport (CLT) before retiring to Arizona.

Legume

Cult Master.  It’s AZ, maybe he’s an election investigator.

GrateEggspectations

Legume said:

Cult Master.  It’s AZ, maybe he’s an election investigator.

I also interpreted “cult master.”

Ozzie_Isaac

I like Cult Master.  We specialize in cults in AZ.  Sedona is a mecca for many.