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New egg

I hooked up with this chick at a bar the other night. The next morning, she asks me if I would help her move some stuff out of her ex's place. I'm like" what's in it for me?" She says I can have her big green grill. Naturally I felt I better help the lady out. Moved her stuff and ended up with a new egg. I really don't think she realized what she had. Didnt even act like she had ever touched it. Nice score.

Little Rock, AR

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  • henapplehenapple Posts: 15,984
    She didn't touch it?
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • td66snrftd66snrf Posts: 1,359
    Good one!
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  • grege345grege345 Posts: 3,515
    I think you broke man code. It's ok I don't judge
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  • DMWDMW Posts: 12,333
    =)) =)) =)) =))
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  • hahah I'm sure @YouEnjoyMyEgg will get a kick out of this... 
    =))
    Now THAT is the funniest thing I've read all day. Fred had it for 3 minutes with his "I look like a question mark with a load in my pants" comment but this wins. 
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  • Dude- Hilarious. well done.


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  • ScottborasjrScottborasjr Posts: 3,494
    That's the best thing I've read in a while. Cheers and well done.
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  • GATABITESGATABITES Posts: 1,257
    pics of the chick and the new egg........ :[email protected]
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  • Ladeback69Ladeback69 Posts: 4,422
    That's a great find. What size?
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  • JeremiahJeremiah Posts: 5,567
    henapple said:

    She didn't touch it?

    =)) =)) =))
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  • laserdoc85laserdoc85 Posts: 577
    score !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Jeff_RJeff_R Posts: 14
    That's a great find. What size?

    The Chick or the egg?


  • BYS1981BYS1981 Posts: 2,524
    If this is real, LMFAO the odds!

    If this is just a tease outta still hilarious.

    Let's go @Biggreenpharmacist‌ is this in jest or real? If you got that dudes egg lol.
  • dihtndihtn Posts: 229

    hahah I'm sure @YouEnjoyMyEgg will get a kick out of this... 
    =))

    Man in hope that isn't his Egg...
  • GeorgeSGeorgeS Posts: 955
    edited March 2014
    That is FN funny, IF it's a joke! If not major man code violation and shame on you!!!! X( :))
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  • I just read another thread about a guy whose ex stole his egg. Surely its not the one I just got?

    Little Rock, AR

  • BiggreenpharmacistBiggreenpharmacist Posts: 3,946
    edited March 2014
    I just cant imagine it being the same one. This lady was really sweet.

    Little Rock, AR

  • ^:)^ ^:)^ ^:)^

    Could have ridden this out a little longer but A++ for original thought. Well done sir.


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  • GeorgeSGeorgeS Posts: 955
    Dude your a trip! Great post and sense of humor!
    Bristow Virginia XL&Mini One of the best feelings in life is watching other people enjoy the food I cooked!
  • BiggreenpharmacistBiggreenpharmacist Posts: 3,946
    edited March 2014
    What code?

    Little Rock, AR

  • BiggreenpharmacistBiggreenpharmacist Posts: 3,946
    edited March 2014
    This thread confuses me.

    Little Rock, AR

  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 13,986
    This made my night. You hawk some good drugs, kind sir.
  • jls9595jls9595 Posts: 1,528
    wow, I enjoyed this.  good job.
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  • caneggercanegger Posts: 540
    edited March 2014
    I switched my comment to let you roll with it but have to say good job =D>
  • BiggreenpharmacistBiggreenpharmacist Posts: 3,946
    edited March 2014
    I'll try and post pics tomorrow (egg. Not the woman- hopefully won't see her again).

    Little Rock, AR

  • The Cen-Tex SmokerThe Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 17,468
    edited March 2014
    atta boy................let's see those pics.............

    ;)
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 26,390
    Magnifico!  (applause...applause)
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  • That's a great find. What size?

    Large egg. Was in a beautiful cypress table. No telling what she paid for that table.

    Little Rock, AR

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